Lern: whos this?
Me: lmao ur funny
Lern: let me rephrase that
Lern: who are you and why is your name 'Babygirl🌹' on Laur's phone
Me: is this not Lauren?
Lern: No
Me: then who is it?
Lern: Diana, now who are u
Me: well Dinah, if your gonna try and hide your identity I would suggest using something people dont already call you, but this is y/n, Lauren's friend
Lern: are you that hot chick Lauren showed me a picture of?
Me: ?
Lern: The one at Starbucks
Me: oh yeah that's me lol
Lern: Damn girl, we gotta make a group chat with the other girls
Me: I'd love too
Lern: i gotta go, Lauren's looking for her phone
Me Lmao Lauren rn:
Me:
Lern: we're gonna be good friends
Lern: I gtg now bye!
Me: lol bye Dinah
Lern: This is exactly why I didn't make a group chat
Me: but I wanna meet the other girls
Lern: r u sure?
Me: positive
Lern: okay
*you were added to a group chat*
Me: Hi
unknown: who is this
Unknown: ^
Unknown: OMG Y/N HI
Me: OMG DINAH HI
Unknown: wtf
Unknown: language!
Lern: Girls, meet my friend y/n, y/n meet these idiots
Unknown: excuse u
Unknown: Laur that wasn't nice, hi y/n i'm Ally
Me: Hi
Unknown: It's Dinah dawg
Unknown: Queen Normani
Unknown: Hi im camila
Camila🍌: AND WE'RE FIFTH HARMONY
Ally🙌: Oh god
Finahjane: so y/n wassup
Me: Im eating pizza rolls
Queennormani: oooh lucky bish
Lern: bitch*
finahjane: STFU LERN JERGI
Ally🙌: Girls!!!
Queennormani: ooh mama ally coming at you
Me: oop-
Camila🍌: so y/n
Me: so Camila...
Camila🍌: why'd you do that?
Me: do what?
Camila🍌: put those thingys
Me: ??
Queennormani: ?
Lern: ?
Ally🙌: ?
Finahjane: ?
Camila🍌: the little dots
Me: ooh idk i just did
Camila🍌: ah ok
Queennormani: Hey mila?
Camila🍌: yes Mani?
Queennormani: u do know your not in 5H anymore right?
Me: OOF
Ally🙌: here we go again
Lern: oh boi
Me:
Finahjane: lmao y/n not the time
Camila🍌: well i'm sorry that I wanted to sing solo
Queennormani: you sound like a dying skunk solo
Ally🙌: NORMANI
Me: OMG 😂😂😂
Lern: ...
Camila🍌: oh yeah? well maybe instead of fifth harmony you should be fifth WHOREmony
Me: no camila, just no...
Lern: lmao that was horrible
Ally🙌: You gon have to try harder than that
Queennormani: We're done here
*queennormani has deleted Camila🍌 from the chat*
Finahjane: well shit-
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Wrong number Lauren/you
FanfictionI suck at descriptions lol #1 IN LAUREN JAUREGUI- May 1st, 2020