Normoney🤑: Hey bitches
Me: sup hoe
polyqueen👑: ejbkjkchsnzx
mycubanqueen: u okay Dj?
Me: I think Dj's high
Jesus jr.: Jesus y/n im sure it was just a typo
Me: Ally, shes literally outside the bus hugging a squirrel begging him not to leave because he's 'all she has left because of the apocalypse'
bananabitch: HAHAHA
mycubanqueen: omg...
polyqueen👑: OmG u gUys I jUsT mEt tHe RoCk
Normoney🤑: while ur high lmao??
bananabitch: Send a picture!!!
polyqueen👑:
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polyqueen👑: he said he was a fan😭😭😭😭
mycubanqueen: ...
jesus jr.: omg
bananabitch: wait so which one is he?
Me: no camz...no...
bananabitch: i dont understand
jesus jr.: Dinah where are you
polyqueen👑: ummm
polyqueen👑:
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polyqueen👑: ?
Me: OMG😂😂😂😂😂
Normoney🤑: *whispers* what do you think momma's gonna do?
mycubanqueen: *whispers back* idk I guess we'll find out
Me: *grabs popcorn and a caprisun*
jesus jr.: DINAH JANE HANSEN YOU BETTER GET YOUR, (lord please forgive me) HIGH FUCKING ASS BACK TO THIS BUS BY THE TIME I GET TO 5
jesus jr.: 1
jesus jr.: 2
polyqueen👑: IM RUNNING
jesus jr.: 3
jesus jr.: 4
polyqueen👑: IM HEEEEREEEEE
Normoney🤑: fucking finally
jesus jr.: *throws bible at Normani*
Normoney🤑: *ducks*
jesus jr.: *freezes time so you can't move then throws another bible at you*
Me: how on earth-
jesus jr.: Don't question my powers y/l/n
mycubanqueen: ooof you got last named babe
Me: Lauren Michelle Jauregui Morgado
mycubanqueen: yes...
Me: I wuv you
jesus jr.: awwww
Normoney🤑: Y/S/N!!!!
polyqueen👑: YESSS LORD
polyqueen👑: SLAY MY LIFE
Me: lmao calm down Dinah
polyqueen👑: yoooo y/n u so hoot like god damnnn mamiiii
Me: uh thanks?
mycubanqueen: back off Dinah she's mine😡
Normoney🤑: Bitch is pretty hawt ngl
Me: me? lmao ya'll could literally destroy this pussy in 0.3 seconds
mycubanqueen: Lauren could literally destroy that pussy in 0.3 seconds*
Me: aw
jesus jr.:
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polyqueen👑: omg wait
polyqueen👑: she looks like thiiiiis
polyqueen👑:
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bananabitch: OMG I SEE IT
Me: where...
mycubanqueen: go to sleep dumbasses
YOU ARE READING
Wrong number Lauren/you
FanfictionI suck at descriptions lol #1 IN LAUREN JAUREGUI- May 1st, 2020
