Wrong number Lauren/you

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Me: Did you know if all people in China stood on a chair and jumped, they would knock the Earth out of orbit

NormaniK: um ok?

Me: Your lips touch when you say separate but not when you say together

DinahJ: Lmao random

Me: if our butt had a horizontal cut instead of vertical, it would clap everytime we ran or climbed downstairs

LaurenJ: wtf baby...

Me: Did you know theres a word for the day after tommorow? It's called 'overmorrow'

CamilaC: how on Earth do you know this?

Me: dude I wanna know who the fuck first saw a clam and was like

Me: 'OOH THIS LOOKS GOOD IM GONNA PUT THIS BABY IN MY MOUTH'

Me: LIKE WTF

Me: OH AND POTATOES 

Me: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON POTATOES

AllyB: Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N PUT THAT BLUNT OUT RIGHT NOW I CAN SMELL IT FROM THE KITCHEN

Me: naw fam Im good

AllyB: Lauren, get your girlfriend and put her god damn blunt out

LaurenJ: okay

Me: NOOOO LAUREN

LaurenJ: sorry babe, mama's orders

Me: I hate u mama ally

AllyB: oh suck it

CamilaC: I'll suck it😏

NormaniK: OOP-

DinahJ: CAMALLY

DinahJ: YESSS

*AllyB has left the chat*

*CamilaC has left the chat*

Me: where'd they go?

LaurenJ: probably fucking lmao

NormaniK: no fair I wanna see

DinahJ: wtf-

Me: ^

NormaniK: come on it would be hot, dont tell me u dont wanna see that

DinahJ: nah i'd rather see y/s/n sex 😜😏

Me: you should, its the hottest

Me: isnt that right papi?

LaurenJ: fuck

LaurenJ: i um

LaurenJ: I gotta go vacuum my ceiling 

Me: mmhmm

NormaniK: suuure laur

DinahJ: keep telling urself that 

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Me: lolo guess what

LaurenJ: what baby?

Me: I got my nipples pierced

LaurenJ: Oh no you did not

Me: I did tho

LaurenJ: oh my fucking god y/n