Wrong number Lauren/you

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*warning if parents are near*

skyscraper: i need y'all to settle an argument between y/n and I

lernjerki: ok whats up

camilathebadbitch: whats the argument

Me: Dinah thinks my ass is flat, and I think its perfect

lilmouse: um

normanikeahamster: i think y/n has a great ass personally

camilathebadbitch: same

Me: THANK YOU

camilathebadbitch: look at this pic of it I took when she was getting snacks from the backseat on the road trip we took to Vegas together

camilathebadbitch:

lernjerki: wtf mila why do you have that

camilathebadbitch: idk i thought it looked good from that angle 

normanikeahamster: i mean ngl it does like good

lernjerki: I know i've seen it

Me: damn look at ma booty

skyscraper: ok i guess its not THAT flat  

lilmouse: do we wanna know how you even got into this arguement?

skyscraper: well...

skyscraper: y/n accidentally sent me some screenshots from her and Laurens sex tape

lernjerki: WAIT WHAT?!?!

skyscraper:

skyscraper: and I told her she has a flat ass

lernjerki: 1. y/n your dead 2. y/n has an amazing ass, i mean look how squishy it is and 3. she didnt send the video right?!?!?!

lilmouse: sinful children 

skyscraper: no only like 3 screenshots 

Me: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR