Markiplier's bizarre adventure

Chapter 1 Prison Break

KABOOM as the wall burst open "Holy crap" Screamed Markiplier, "More like, holy wall" yelled William J. (BJ) Blazkowicz. Markiplier was surprised, he knew that he was going to be rescued but didn't expect them to come this early. "Take this" yelled Clint Eastwood as he threw a revolver to Markiplier. Mark cocked the hammer. "This way" yelled Ezio as he pulled Mark out of his cell. Mark took a deep breath and was relieved, it had been several months since he was a free man and wasn't in a stuffy cell. His deep breath was quickly interrupted by a hailing storm of bullet fire from Nazi soldiers. He aimed his gun but, was interrupted by Blazkowicz who told him that he needed to get out of there. Suddenly a helicopter with the Far Cry 2 guy inside. Far Cry 2 guy grabbed Mark and pulled him into the helicopter, "Wow thanks man" said Mark "                " said Far Cry 2 guy, the helicopter starts lifting off; when suddenly one of the Nazi snipers shot Far Cry 2 guy and the bullet penetrated through and hit Perry the platypus. Perry was thrown out of the helicopter, "NO PERRY" screamed Mark. Far Cry 2 guy reached his hand into his stomach and ripped out one of the bullets. "Holy crap," said Mark in response to Far Cry 2 guy. Far Cry 2 guy winked at him. Mark cautiously walked over to pilot in the wobbling helicopter while Far Cry 2 guy pulled an AS50 out of his shirt pocket and starts firing on the enemy out of the helicopter. Suddenly a hail of machine gunfire rang through the helicopter and the copilot Connor the android sent by cyberlife was shot and killed. "Fuck" yelled the pilot "throw him out and take his seat" Mark did just as he said and was surprised to find that the pilot was Trevor Philips. "Stop staring and do something" yell Trevor  "Man the gun" Mark looked in front of him and saw a screen, he turned it on and grabbed the Xbox controller sitting in front of him and started firing on the enemy with the helicopter's machine gun. The roar of rockets flying just inches gave Mark both anxiety but also gave him strong adrenaline. Eventually, they escaped the battlefield but they were being tailed by other helicopters luckily Far Cry 2 guy pulled an RPG out of his left pants pocket and shot them down. Several hours later they landed at the Trojan base, somewhere in Germany it's the closest base but one of the most dangerous ones due to its proximity, so it's best for them to keep a low profile. Soon some of the other came and they met up at the base. "Finally, I thought I would have turned into an old man by the time you came back, then we would look pretty similar huh and th-," said Trevor "Is perry ok," interrupted Mark "yeah he's, ok but he took a pretty strong fall" replied Clint Eastwood "but he's going to be fine". "We're having some trouble" Ezio quietly said to Mark  "come with me, let's talk in private". Mark followed Ezio to their bunks. "We have a spy," Ezio told him bluntly.