Chapter 6 The beginning of the end

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After the defeat of Karen and her minions, they partied and celebrated. Suddenly just then Giant Robo Hitler crashed down. "You pissed on my f*cking wife you niggling chiggers," Giant Robo Hitler said. "If I have a jigger, and I drop the jigger off a ligger, but I find a bigger jigger covered with niggling chiggers that triggers me from a wigger with rigor and give it to a digger with vigor, can I snigger?" Clint Eastwood said. Robo Hitler started destroying everything it looked like the beginning scene out of Skyrim. Everyone ran for their lives. I mean ain't nobody got time that. The main group managed to escape but there were still soldiers there and more reinforcements coming. The group decided to split up. One group would go and get the reinforcements, another would infiltrate the Giant Robo Hitler, and another would grab weapons from another base. But first, they needed people is was just Mark, Foxy, BJ, Ezio, Clint, and Far Cry 2 guy. They had some supplies and people but the needed more. They armed themselves with what they could. Mark had a rifle and his laser finger, Foxy has his trusty Revolver and his infinite supply of Flint Lock pistols, BJ had his shotgun, his pistol, and his sandwiches, Ezio had his hidden blade, his hidden gun, and his lightsaber, Clint has his revolver and his pack of cigs, and Far Cry 2 guy had a grenade launcher in his shirt pocket, a heavy sniper rifle and his left jean pockets, and just in case he also had a giant ass mortar in his wallet. They planned their route, Far Cry 2 guy would be offering support from the conveniently place hill that totally existed. The other would infiltrate from the side farthest from Hitler. They started their plan and went in. Far Cry 2 guy picked off Hitler's men with his sniper before shooting Mortars at Hitler himself which seemed to do nothing. They went thought each building radioing back to Far Cry 2 guy, some buildings were completely empty, some had allies, some had enemies which Far Cry 2 guy would Mortar bomb. They found many allies such as Big Smoke, Crazy Dave, and Eggman and others. They eventually got close to Hitler himself. While they searched the buildings Ezio, Edward Kenway, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and Kyle Crane climbed into and invaded Robo Hitler. They managed to find as many men as they could and got to the armo ry. The door was unopenable and the U was missing from the door luckily over 20 years ago Foxy stole the U from Sharkboy's arctic base. Foxy planned on giving it back but Sharkboy was kinda dead and the base was kinda destroyed. They couldn't get the door opened and usually it was Ezio that opened it but they forgot to ask him. In their think Foxy replaced he U which caused the door to open. "oh ok then," Foxy said. They went in and grabbed as much as they could carry and ran back to Far Cry 2 guy. They split the group into 4 groups. Mark, Foxy, Crazy Dave, Big smoke, and Trevor would go look for the weapons. BJ, Courier 6, Eggman, Dawko, and Henry Stickmin would go get reinforcements. Far Cry 2 guy, Perry the platypus, some black german man, and everyone else would attack and stop any reinforcements that come in. They all connected the same radio frequency and left to do their respective task. 

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