Mark opened the book and read it. It talked about some donkey named Hip Daddy and had him in it. Mark didn't remember much of his earlier life but according to the book, Mark was extremely old and had been living for centuries Mark. Mark didn't remember a lot since he got amnesia after a monkey threw a barrel at him. Mark took the book with him as a secret and didn't tell the others. Mark went outside where there was a long of dead guards. Mark went into another of the building and found BJ and Okuyasu sitting there. Mark didn't know much about BJ or Okuyasu. All he knew was that BJ was an old war veteran who decided to join and that Okuyasu was a mercenary that his friend Dawko hired. Mark approached them "hey you guys have any leads," BJ looked at Mark and got up "We searched every building and we found nothing we suspect there might be a bunker somewhere, but we don't know where we're going to find it," Okuyasu looked up "when we're going to find it," he corrected. Suddenly the heard yelling from outside. Foxy was fricking around (Gotta censor it for the losers) and found the bunker under the convenient place sandbox after Foxy was digging around and making sandcastles. The bunker hatch was right in the middle of the sandbox. Foxy, Mark, and BJ went in to investigate while the others sat outside and kept watch, the radio connection wasn't good so Foxy took a flare gun just in case they need to signal that danger was coming. Even though the hallways were small, the metallic walls let the flares be seen from the entrance. They went in and saw two guards standing watch Left Shark and Right shark. BJ went up to them and asked them if they wanted a Sandwich. Left Shark took his gun and blew Right Shark's brain out and took both sandwiches. They entered to see Karen and what looked to be Connor the android sent by cyberlife but different.
"Ah, so you finally arrived," Karen said "We're not here to talk," Foxy said. Karen was one of the templar bosses; she was the one who was capturing most of their men. Foxy, BJ, and Mark took out their guns and started firing at Karen and Connor but Karen jumped out of the way, and Connor managed to matrix doge all of the bullets before he pulled out two duel pistols and shot at Mark, Foxy, and BJ's guns making them drop them. They dived for cover from the barrage of gunfire. Mark tried to remember any sort of Deus Ex Machina abilities they had, to get out. He remembered his time in the Devenger. It felt like over 20 years since he was part of the Devengers even though it was actually 4 chapters. Then he remembered about their special ability apparently according to Shark Boy (rip) they're actually called Traits. Shark boy's Trait was to summon Laser sharks or some crap like that. Mark used his Trait (which he called THE FINGER OF DEATH) he used it and shot it at Connor but besides knocking him down it didn't hurt him at all. Foxy then also use his Trait (Flintlock Overload) and pulled out a flintlock pistol and shot Connor in the head but the flimsy musket ball just bounced off Connor's thicc ass skull. Connor got up and started punching and fighting Foxy. Foxy was a skilled fighter but no match for Mr. Robot ass and got his Robot ass kicked. In the distraction, BJ got out of cover and threw Foxy's flare gun to him and shot Connor along with Mark. Foxy caught the pistol and pressed it to the back of Connor's head and shot him. The flare was hot enough to burn through Connor's thicc ass metal head killing him. Foxy ran over to where Karen was. Karen jumped out and shot Foxy with her eye laser. Foxy fell on the floor and passed out from the pain. Karen then pulled out a rifle and started shooting Mark and BJ. Mark tried to use his laser finger again but his finger was all burnt and still on it's cool down. BJ used his Trait (Ultra Rage) and ran at Karen with his Luger and shredded her to scrap metal. They called in reinforcement and a medic to help Foxy. Foxy was shot in his eye with the laser luckily it was the eye patch eye. "You know that's just like how I lost my eye the first time," Foxy kept saying except nobody cared because they were one step closer to winning the war. But what they didn't know was that the war wasn't going to end the early they were closer to winning but they wouldn't know the disaster that was approaching.
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Markiplier's bizarre adventure
FanfictionAs Markiplier is rescued from The Devengers from Hitler and Karen's strong grasps, he finds that one of the members might not be who they say they are. With the discovery of a traitor, they discover who Hitler and Karen are actually working for. The...