Markiplier's bizarre adventure

Chapter 10 The End?

Ezio, Edward Kenway, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and Kyle Crane were fighting off the enemies when a weird feeling came through them. It felt smelt like pure Australian testosterone in the air. The roof came crashing down and there stood Saxton Hale and some small child holding balloons. Saxton took out his stand DOWN UNDER and stabbed all the assassin's like a dude playing the drums. All of them were confused. Who runs around stabbing people with an arrow without a bow. Ezio tried to stab Saxton Hale with his hidden blade but Saxton just blocked it. "I got more people to give stands to," Saxton said before leaving them alone with the little child. Clint Eastwood went up to the child but before he could do anything the child shot a balloon at Clint. The balloon exploded as soon as it hit Clint injuring him. They retreated to wait for the others. Two flying objects approached Robo Hitler's legs. "Identify yourselves," the Robo Hitler command center commanded. Foxy and Charles were the two flying objects. Foxy and Charles have agreed to do epic before. "IDENTIFY YOURSELVES," The Robo Hitler demanded once more. They ignored it. (1) Suddenly several missiles started flying towards them. Foxy managed to use his stand DRUNKEN SAILOR to make them miss him. Courier 6 grabbed a flare gun and used his stand BIG IRON to quickly and accurately shoot 6 flares from the one flare, flare gun to dodge the missiles. The missile messed them except for one which hit them in the engine, it was still going but was slowly dying out. Charles didn't care it was still good enough to go through with the plan. (2) Suddenly Foxy crashed his plane headfirst into the left knee. While Charles crashed his helicopter head first in the right knee. (Later on, in an interview with Far Cry 2 guy, he said that he got a good look at it and said that it was like a second 9/11 2, and to be specific he said "                                                                     ," and If I had, to be honest, I have never heard a more beautiful description of something). Foxy's group managed to land in the knee on course. BJ's gang however had trouble. Because of the engine, they landed several levels too low. They agreed to meet up in the Torso, where they would also meet up with Ezio and his gang. Foxy and his gang with their newly acquired stands and weapons managed to shred through the enemies like lava on Minecraft paper. BJ's gang however didn't have such weapons instead of having a large group of men, but they luckily managed to have just enough although not as good, working weapons for the group making them outnumber the enemies in at least a 1:5 ratio. Eventually, they got to the knee where the saw CJ and the other group. Dong and his men were shredding CJ's group's cover. BJ and his gang stepped in. BJ used his stand SANDVICHES to heal everyone. The Enragement child started shooting more boom boom balloons. They couldn't get a good shot without risking death. 

                                                                                     MEANWHILE 

Foxy and his group were concerned about the other group. Their group could easily shred enemies so they decided to look for the other group. They ran down the stairs on the right leg shredding enemies and clearing rooms. Eventually, they got to the knee where Enragement child was. Foxy and his gang got behind cover except for Mark. Mark was surprised he thought the Enragement child was dead. "Your still alive?" Mark asked. Enragement child said nothing except for "you're*," Enragement child wasn't the person Mark remembered, he had changed. Foxy knew Enragement child too but unlike Mark, he knew that Enragement child had changed. Mark was surprised to see that he was still alive. But just then Enragement child shot explosive balloons at Mark causing him to fly back in the explosion. Mark couldn't comprehend one of his friends hurting him. Mark had never been this surprised before. (3) Suddenly Mark's stand manifested from Mark. All that saw it froze in fear, even the ones who couldn't feel fear, couldn't feel their bodies too. Mark's stand slowly went over to the Enragement child who also couldn't move. It slowly went. Then it picked him up and put him in his mouth and then CRUNCH. "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!!" Mark screamed out as everyone regained control except for Enragement child who laid there lifeless. Mark was surprised but Foxy calmed him down. They continued up until they got to the torso where they saw Ezio and his group with injured Clint Eastwood waiting for them (They aren't important). They talked and apparently Ezio's group was also shot by stand arrows by a mysterious Australian man. They got stands too. (4) Suddenly a giant ass turtle fell from the roof.  And then another one. It was Boom Boom and Pom Pom. Boom Boom started doing his weird-ass twirling thing and Pom Pom started throwing her boomerang around. Foxy used his stand DRUNKEN SAILOR to make them miss. Ezio jumped and went for the kill then Boom Boom ducked into his spiky shell making Ezio get hit. Ezio died but he had 2 more lives so he was fine. Crazy Dave used his stand (I forgot the name and how to spell it) to shoot the crap out of Boom Boom and Pom Pom but it didn't hurt them at all.