Markiplier's bizarre adventure

Chapter 7 The Average American

Trevor managed to fly the group all the way to Pennsylvania in a military fighter jet taking roughly 3 hours. Trevor taxied the plane and stayed with it and waited for the others. They went over to a normal looking house except it was actually a secret military base. They planned it, just in case Ohio decided to invade but obviously that would never happen. They all always liked the idea except for Foxy since he was the one who had to pay the bills. They went in and scavenged for stuff when suddenly their neighborhood was invaded by a random level 20 zombie invasion. Crazy Dave started planting plants to stop the zombies. Big Smoke was going to help but he was hungry so he pulled out his giant ass KFC Meal Deal and started eating all of it but unfortunately Big Smoke didn't realize that he got scammed and that he actually got shitty McDonald's instead but he didn't care and just ate it. The zombies started getting closer, Crazy Dave's lever 13 Peashooters were no match for the level 20 Buckethead Zombies. He called for help but Foxy and Mark were barely through the mess and Big Smoke was still eating his damn food. Dave started yelling for help now. Mark and Foxy knew they were on a time crunch but they knew that if their brains got eaten then they wouldn't have any time left. Mark and Foxy ran outside. Mark used his revolver to pick off the zombies. Big Smoke was still eating his damn food. Foxy had another trick up his sleeve though. Foxy made this weird scream and called someone on the phone and before he knew it a Lamborghini came up, it was one of Foxy's friends Chica. Chica grabbed two flame thrower from her trunk and started going over to Foxy to give him one when suddenly the neighbors shot an arrow out their window but luckily Chica was quick but unluckily she dropped her flame throwers and Mark who wasn't as quick and was standing behind Chica got hit and so did Crazy Dave and Foxy but not Big Smoke because he was still eating his damn food, but Chica was like ninja except instead of being a blue-haired fucker she was a yellow-haired fucker. Chica went over to hide on the patio where she used her cupcake grenade launcher to shoot the zombie. Big Smoke was still eating his damn food. When suddenly she ran out of ammo, and the Zombies were approaching. But just then Big Smoke finally finished his damn food. Big Smoke saw the invading zombies and grabbed his level 50 baseball bat and started bashing the zombies screaming "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOOL," suddenly a strange low-quality man in a tuxedo came up did a weird pose, and said, 

"That's how Mafia works".

The neighbor fucker tried to shoot another arrow at Big Smoke but he just deflected it and it hit some weird-ass Walter White van that said, "FREE CANDY" that was parked near the Pre-K school. Foxy, Mark, and Crazy Dave woke up but they were different. They stood there for a moment before they understood. suddenly they started doing gay ass poses but they also summoned their stands. Mark had the stand I GOT NO TIME (or shortened to NO TIME), Foxy's stand was DRUNKEN SAILOR, and Craze Dave's stand was WABBY WABBO. Mark's stand looked like Fredbear, Foxy's looked like Johnny Depp, and Crazy Dave's was a Peashooter. Foxy grabbed the flame throwers and their sweet shades threw Chica's stuff to her. All 5 of them destroyed the zombie hoard. Racking and Grinding a lot of sweet sweet XP points. 

They kept Big Smoke with his level 50 baseball bat to take down any remaining zombies who get close while they searched through the house to find that it's been mostly ransacked but they found some remaining laser rifles, explosives and such and took them. They went over to inspect the neighbor's house but by then they were long gone. They returned to the airport to see that Trevor turned into a zombie.

 They had a nice conversation over tea before Mark knocked him out with a shovel, they took him with them. Luckily for them, Foxy knew how to fly a plane. For a supply run during a level 20 zombie wave they did pretty well and with this, they flew back over the Atlantic.