Arthur Weasley Meets Google

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A/N so this one is mostly a texting chat between Harry and Arthur, no ships, and, well, you'll see

Arthur: Heya Harry, HOW YA DOING?

Arthur: AH WHY IS IT ALL IN CAPITALS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

Harry: u must have pressed the caps lock button. press it again.

Arthur: Thank you, Harry. Much appreciated.

Harry; yk, u dont have 2 use prpr grmr &spelling on text, dad

Arthur: What does yk, prpr, grmr and u mean?

Harry: yk= You Know, prpr= Proper, grmr=grammar, u=you.

Arthur: ok, thanks.

Harry: Thanks can be written as thnx.

Arthur: Oh, cool. I wish there was a list of these somewhere. Do u reckon the Magical Library of England would have one?

Harry: Why don't you just google it?

Arthur: What's google?

Harry: basically its this thing on a computer where you type in whatever you want to know and it comes up with like a billion results almost instantly

Arthur: Show me how!

Harry: Log in to your computer.

Arthur: That's the bit where I turn it on and put in my logims?

Harry: login, but yes

Arthur: what next?

Harry: down the bottom of the page u should see a little green, red and yellow circle with a tiny blue circle in the middle

Harry: Click on that

Arthur: Okay, I see a screen that says Google in the middle and has a whole heap of stuff up the top.

Harry: Yep, now at the top under where it says 'New Tab' there is a rainbow G and a flashing curser beside it.

Arthur: Curser? should I ring the Aurors?

Harry: sorry, I always spell that wrong. its cursor, and its the flashing line.

Arthur: Okay

Harry: Click the line, and then start typing what you want to know and when ur solve click enter.

Arthur: oh my god.

Arthur : oh my god

Switch to them being in the same room but same style.
Arthur: oh my god *faints*

Harry: dad!

Short, ik

Trashy, ik,

Hope you enjoyed anyway

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