Haikyuu Chatfic

what is life?

Hinata, Yamguchi, Tsukishima, Tanaka, and Nishinoya are online

[Hinata] guys I need random questions.

[Tsukishima] why the fuck do you need questions???

[Yamguchi] Hinata and I are testing which one of us is dumber.

[Tsukishima] that's easy, Hinata for sure

[Hinata] WHAT?!

[Nishinoya] HAHA-

[Tanaka] pFt-

[Yamaguchi] aw thanks Tsukki

[Hinata] whatever stingyshima, but actually tho I need random questions.

[Tanaka] what is life?

[Nishinoya] why where we born?

[Tanaka] why did Asahi create life?

[Nishinoya] why did WE have to be born?

[Tanaka] what color is a mirror?

[Nishinoya] why does rain drop? but snow falls?

[Tanaka] If you enjoy wasting time, then is time really wasted??

[Tsukishima] I think the last two questions are the smartest things you've said in your whole life.

Hinata and Yamaguchi are offline

[Tsukishima] ah shit, I think you broke them.

[Nishinoya] Not our fault

[Tanaka] life just has some pretty good questions.

[Tsukishima] I can believe this is the volleyball team.

[Nishinoya] A BUNCH OF AWESOME PEOPLE

[Tsukishima] nope a bunch of dumbasses.

[Tanaka] BRO WE ARE SMART

[Tsukishima] pft- that's what I call humor

Hinata is online

[Hinata] IM BACK FROM RETHINKING MY LIFE

[Hinata] but i think you guys broke Yamguchi-

[Tsukishima] ?!

[Nishinoya] oH sHiT-

[Tanaka] MY SOn-

[Hinata] SHIT HES NOT BREATHING-

[Tsukishima] WHAT?! IM COMING OVER!!

Tsukishima is offline

[Hinata] hah he fell for it

[Nishinoya] protective boyfriend

[Tanaka] children grow up so fast-

Suga is online

[Suga] ...

[Tanaka] OoP- BYE YALL!

[Nishinoya] SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR SCHOOL BYE-

[Hinata] BYEEE-

Nishinoya, Tanaka, and Hinata are offline

[Suga] why..it's 2 am?!

[Suga] what did I do to deserve this?!..

Suga is offline

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I had to rethink my whole life while writing this- My head hurts for using my brain to much.

Im literally Kaminari in a nutshell- oOf WaIt WrOnG fAnDoM-

Hope you enjoyed this small chapter!

~Jay ✨