DRARRY ONESHOTS (fluff + smut)

Never Have I Ever (smutty fluff)

Harry sat on the Gryffindor common room couch with his arms around Draco. Almost all of the eighth years and some seventh years in the school decided to stay at Hogwarts for the winter, and almost all of said eighth years were in the common room tonight- hording almost all of England's supply of fire whiskey. 

"Hey Dean, Seamus, where'd you get all this anyways," Ron asked, picking up a bottle and admiring it. 

"We know people," Dean said, giving his boyfriend a kiss on the cheek. The students passed around a bottle, each taking a swig or two.

Harry always enjoyed this part of the night. The part where everyone just started to drink but no one was actually drunk yet. It felt peaceful, civil almost. Well it would feel more civil if he wasn't surrounded by idiotic buffoons, but still.

"Draco, please move your legs so others can sit on the couch. There is no space on the floor," Hermione said. And she was right. The entire room seemed to be covered in bodies. Draco moved his legs without saying anything and Hermione sat down. He immediately put his legs on top of her lap and laughed at Hermione's reaction. 

"How about a drinking game?" Draco asked the room, everyone murmuring in agreement. 

"Never have I ever?" Pansy asked. 

"Everyone take a bottle," Ginny said.

"Wait, there's enough for everyone to have a bottle?" Neville asked in astonishment.

"Looks like it." 

Everyone shuffled over to the boxes of bottles and took one. Sure enough, there was enough for everyone and then some. 

"This might have been a bit overkill to be honest," Seamus said turning to Dean.

"Um, hell no," Padma said, hugging her bottle to her chest. Everyone chuckled. 

"Okay I'll start," Seamus said, gaining everyone's attention. "Never have I ever kissed a girl."

Harry took a swig from his bottle and looked at Draco, who had not. 

"Seriously? Never?" He asked, smiling at his boyfriend. 

"I'm gay you blithering idiot," Draco replied. "I've been out of the closet since I met you."

"Wait, I thought for sure you would've liked girls," Ginny said, talking to Luna. 

"Well I never said I didn't, I just haven't kissed one," she replied, blushing and looking away.

"We better fix that then," Ginny smiled as she leaned in to Luna and kissed her very passionately. The room erupted into oohs and whistles. Harry was sure he heard someone say "damn" under their breath. 

"Okay, okay," Blaise said. "Never have I ever worn a crop top." Nearly all of the girls took a sip. Among them was Draco. 

"Everyone knows that I cross dress occasionally," Draco said, grinning smugly at the group.

"And I fucking love you for it," Harry said, leaning down to peck Draco's lips. 

"Never have I ever gotten alcohol poisoning," Hermione smiled, knowing that she was the only one. Everyone drank.

"Fuck you Hermione," Ron said, not pleased with her tactics.

"Watch it Ronald."

"Sorry babe."

"Oh I've got one, never have I ever bickered with Hermione," Dean said.

"Fuck you too."

"Watch it Ronald," Dean impersonated Hermione, making the room laugh- including Hermione. 

"Fine. Never have I ever been fucked in the ass."

Dean grudgingly took a swig along with, Seamus, Draco, Harry and a couple others. The most surprising, however, was Luna. It was only after a moment that she realised everyone was staring at her.

"What? I like some kinky shit," she shrugged. 

"That's it," Ginny said, standing up. "We will be a minute." She pulled Luna up to her feet and dragged her to the girls dorms.

"Is it weird that I want to watch?" Pansy asked, grinning devilishly.

"It bloody well is," Ron replied, being once again overprotective of his sister. 

After about half an hour, Harry noticed that everyone seemed to be tipsy, at the very least.

"Draco, Harry, you've been awfully quiet," Parvati said, making everyone turn to the pair of them.

"Never have I ever made out with anyone in the presence of a third party," Draco said. He sounded perfectly sober, but Harry could tell that he was just as drunk as him.

"Oh, really?" Harry said, trying to compose himself. "Well you haven't lived 'till you've done some crazy shit like that." With that, Draco, turned around and kissed Harry. He was soft and sweet, making Harry excited. Harry was practically lying down on the couch, so Draco was on top of him. 

"Fuck, that's hot," Pansy muttered under her breath.

Draco grabbed fists of the messy raven hair while Harry grabbed the blond's hips, slowly moving down to his ass.

"Oh god, I'm sitting right here," Hermione said, who had a good view of said ass.

"We can switch," Pansy said.

"No, no, I'm good here." 

The boy's kissing was becoming more and more aggressive. Everyone else soon realised that they were not quite drunk enough for this kind of behaviour and drank more of their whiskey.

"Never have I ever taken off my clothes in front of a third party," Neville said, making everyone smile in excitement. Draco broke from the kiss. 

"Well, Harry, maybe we should drink to that in advance, then."

There will be a part 2