DRARRY ONESHOTS (fluff + smut)

Never Have I Ever pt2 (smut)

The boys drank the firewhiskey feverishly before locking lips once more. Harry tugged at Draco's shirt, trying desperately to remove it. After about a minute, the shirt was thrown on top of Hermione who threw passed it to Ron in disgust.

"Damn Draco when did you get abs?" Pansy said. Draco snickered in response.

"Careful Parkinson," Harry said, removing his lips from Draco. "These abs are mine."

Harry took the opportunity to remove his own shirt and aggressively threw it to the other side of the room.

"Ok, half way there," Dean said.

"Well, not exactly," Hermione said. "They are a third of the way there because they still have to remove their pants and their boxers."

Everyone stared at Hermione, who blushed. But soon the attention was drawn to Ginny and Luna who were coming back down the stairs.

"We heard a lot of sounds coming from down here and wanted to check it out," Ginny said. "What is going on here?" She asked, looking at the boys who did not seem to notice the girls had come back.

"They're gonna be naked in a sec," Blaise said.

"Oh, here's an idea," Luna said. "If Draco has a bigger dick, the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs have to give a galleon each to the Ravenclaws and Slytherins and vise versa." Everyone agreed.

Harry began to fumble with Draco's pants.

"Harry, you're really shit at taking his clothes off," Hermione said, making everyone giggle.

"Well how about you give it a go if you're so much better."

There were many excited noises coming from around the room. Hermione chugged about five shots worth of her whiskey like it was water and put the bottle on the floor beside her. "Fine then." Everyone was still, waiting. Draco was kneeling over Harry's legs, facing Hermione. She swiftly unzipped his pants and pulled them to his knees. He re positioned himself so that she could take it off fully. There was a pause.

"I hope you don't expect me to kiss you," Hermione said.

"Certainly not." And after another small pause, Ginny yelled "Fuck yeah!" And the rest of the room cheered and squealed as the boys resumed their kissing. Harry proved much better at taking his own clothes off, because his pants somehow ended up on the floor without anyone knowing how they got there. Soon, everyone noticed the huge bulges in each boys boxers. Someone yelled "just fuck already," and everyone laughed.

"As you wish," Harry said, while he and Draco took off their boxers. But before they could resume, they were interrupted.

"Wait, stop!" Ron yelled. "Stand side by side, I can't tell whose is bigger." Draco rolled his eyes and got off of Harry. They stood up, wobbled for a second, and awkwardly waited for the jury to reach their verdict.

"They're really close," Ron said, far too close to their dicks.

"I'm sure those words will be repeated by the end of the night," Draco said. The room snickered.

"Accio ruler," Hermione said and a ruler flew into her hand.

"Ok," she said bending down to measure Draco's cock. "Six inches."

"Damn," Ginny said.

"Watch it. That cock's mine Ginny."

Draco smirked and leaned over to kiss Harry on the cheek.

"Always, babe."

"Aaaand," Hermione said as she measured Harry's. "6.3!" The room erupted in cheers and wails as money was exchanged.

Draco's smirk turned into a scowl as he looked at the ruler in fury.

"HA!" Harry said, smiling with pleasure.

"Point three inches difference, barley even counts," Draco murmured through gritted teeth.

"Anyways," Harry said, rolling his eyes. "I believe I was about to fuck you."

"Fine. But I'm still upset."

"Fine," Harry said as he pulled Draco back to the couch. He shoved the blond so he was on his hands and knees, moving towards him. Harry slapped Draco's ass with his right hand before grabbing his hips.

"This might hurt a bit," Harry said as he thrust hard into Draco. He was right, it hurt.

"Oh fuck," Draco gasped, clutching the couch to stabilize himself.

Harry started out slow so Draco could get used to the feeling. At first, Draco felt self conscious. It felt wrong for others to be watching him so vulnerable, but soon that vulnerability passed and he felt nothing but power as Harry moved quicker and quicker.

The others watching were holding their breath. Non could think of what to say, or think at all for that matter.

"You like that, huh?" Harry breathed, Draco moaning in response.

Harry grabbed fistfuls of blond hair with one hand and spanked Draco with the other.

"I'm gonna cum in you, slut," Harry said as Draco grunted; he definitely liked this.

When Harry released his load into Draco, he came all over the couch. Harry leaned down to kiss his boyfriend's cheek before he pulled out. He got his wand and used a cleaning charm and the boys put their clothes back on.

"Never have I ever been good at potions," Harry said as he took a seat. Draco smiled as he retrieved his bottle and took a sip sliding into his spot beside Harry.