caveman: great you unblocked me okay so i just microwaved popcorn and turns out i forgot about it and like popcOrn is eveRywhEre but i'm really hungry and out of popcorn so should i just eat the one that exploded?
princess: are you broke
caveman: not rn no
princess: then fucking get takeout or just go and buy another packet
caveman: but it takes too long and i want to eat something nOw
princess: then eat me
caveman: wow
princess: FUCK PRETEND YOU NEVER READ THAT
caveman: too late i took screenshots
princess: BUT THAT WASNT ME DONGMYEONG JUST WANTS TO RUIN MY LIFE I SWEAR
caveman: DONGMYEONG YOUR FUCKING GORGEOUS BROTHER?!
princess: no dongmyeong the clown who works in the circus nearby
caveman: oh okay then nvm
princess: istg gono huck
caveman: STOP CALLING ME THAT
princess: nEvEr
caveman: so where do you live
princess: your imagination
caveman: i but like you're friends with hwanwoong and i'm friends with hwanwoong that means
princess: we have terrible taste in friends
caveman: HSJDJCJC LMAO i still didn't clean the popcorn
princess: unleash a pigeon into your microwave
caveman: i'm not going to waste perfectly good popcorn and practically give it away to that ugly little beady creature
princess: tf do you have against pigeons
caveman: it's not my fault my best friend keonhee is fucking terrified of them and hates them with all his heart and well yeah he influenced me
princess: nice
caveman: okay but can i pleAse know what you look like
princess: k hold on
caveman: REALLY I THOUGHT IT WOULDNT WORK IM SO HAPPY
princess:
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