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forty

youngwoong stalkers🤩

seohoe:
shit shit shit shit shit

princess:
use their toilet

seohoe:
NO TF
the only way I can get in there is by climbing the window and reaching youngjos bedroom but the problem is I might get arrested and it's his bedroom like he and shorty will be sinning in there

giraffe:
be careful my darling
why dont you throw staplers through his window and break it 🤩🤩

seohoe:
omg great idea 🤩🤩 but I'll still need to climb
wait they just opened the window
HOLY
GAYS IM SCREAMING OMGOMGONGOMGOMGFJXJ

caveman:
WHAT

seohoe:
I CAN HEAR SOMEONE PLAYING BRUNO MARS
VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
TAKE IT OFF FOR ME FOR ME FOR ME NOW GIRL
VERSACE ON THE FLOOR

princess:
TF I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING SERIOUS

seohoe:
my love for bruno mars is very serious stfu

giraffe:
its true

caveman:
okay then

seohoe:
also hwanwoong just went on his knees
WAIT THE WINDOW IS OPEN DO THEY WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE THEM
wait nvm he went to pick something up
youngjo is staring at his ass

giraffe:
how can you even see all the way from where you're standing

seohoe:
it's a talent 🤩
okay
youngjo is practically drooling over him
smh horny gays
okay I'm going to climb idfc anymore

five minutes later

seohoe:
wow damn I'm really athletic
okay honestly I have no idea what youngwoong are doing
they're just sitting and staring at each other
oh wait I think it's a staring competition
wait
WAIT
YOUNGJO IS RUBBING SHORTYS THIGH WTF
okay shorty bitch just grabbed jos hand and placed it on his-
oh my god I'm getting out of here

caveman:
EW WTF GROSS GET OUT OF THERE

seohoe:
ikr 🤢
like why is youngjos hand on shortys sock drawer
the amount of germs 🤢🤢
are they going to do something kinky with socks ew
okay they went to the living room now I'm giving up
w

hat are they even doing 😭

giraffe:
SEOHO MY LOVE IM COMING I'M GONNA CLIMB W U

seohoe:
oml what are you actually gonna do that for me 🥺

giraffe:
yes

princess:
hakkie and I are coming too we wanna see you clown yourselves even more 🤩

caveman:
haha YeS

forty minutes later

man lover nation

babysloth:
the actual fuck you gays
what were keonhee and seoho even doing i-

ddaengjo:
yeah man why tf were you two making out on my balcony

giraffe:
ITS COMPLICATED OKAY

princess:
allow me to explain
so we wanted to stalk you two because yk man lover intuition 👀
so seoho climbed up your window and landed on your balcony
he then saw you two going to the living room and was about to give up when keonhee decided to join him
then keonhee reached and shouted RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR HAIR
seoho tied a lot of youngjo's clothes together and made a big af rope (dont ask me how)
and clipped the fucking thing to his hair 💀
and he threw it over the railing and it reached keonhee
and bitch actually started climbing it
and then keonhee reached and fell on top of seoho
they got horny and started making out
gono huck and I were watching through binoculars 🤩🤩🤩

ddaengjo:
wow
just
wow

caveman:
wait so what were you two doing 👀

ddaengjo:
none of your business

seohoe:
bitches be grinding day and night 😔😔😔
man lover things am I right

babysloth:
NOOOSSHDUJX SHUT UP

I'm really excited to publish the chapter after this cause I got the weirdest sort of funny idea ahaha