princess: why :( i thought you liked it when i teased you
caveman: i'm just pissed rn okay
princess: oKaY so what happened
caveman: i spilt water all over myself
princess: get cleaned up then
caveman: HOT WATER
princess: OH SHIT ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOUR BURNS BAD
caveman: it isn't that bad but thanks for the concern
princess: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN SPILL HOT WATER ON YOURSELF ARE YOU DUMB
caveman: it just slipped okay :( I was trying to make water soup
princess: WATER SOUP WHATZHD IT JUST SLIPEPD CANT YOU BE CAREFUL YOU DUMB BITHC
caveman: you're cute when you're angry
princess: fuck off
caveman: :( anyways i'm okay now
princess: alright then wait i forgot why i messaged you in the first place oh yeah i wanted to ask you something
caveman: yes i'll reserve my dick for you ;)
princess: I will not hesitate to shove a pencil down your throat anyways i wanted to ask you where you lived but idek if i should at this point
caveman: why 👀 are you planning to visit me
princess: 👀 maybe 👀 or maybe I just want to know so that I can stab you in your sleep but i might not now
caveman: WHY wait you could be 42 for all i know hwanwoong has weird friends and maybe you're not even dongmyeongs brother or maybe it was you in the picture and hwanwooong just told me that it was dongmyeong to clown me 👀 but nah you cant be that pretty
princess: gono huck istg
caveman: 👀👀👀👀
princess: you are so dumb
caveman: i'm hurt
princess: also you guessed spot on
caveman: ew so you're 42
princess: NO IM 20 YOU FUCKER
caveman: then OH SO IT WAS YOU IN THE PICTURE
princess: yeah....
caveman: i don't believe you maybe you're just saying that because you want me to like you 👀
princess: no it was actually me in the picture and hwanwoong really wanted to clown you
caveman: i still don't believe you prove it
princess: fine when you asked me who that guy was i said idk but he's really pretty or something like that yes? i barely compliment anyone but myself so why tf would i compliment my brother
caveman: you have a point you're so damn narcissistic but i want more proof
princess: YOU WANT MORE PROOF ILL GIVE IT TO YOU
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caveman: FUCK THATS SO CUTE this message was deleted your hair isn't orange though
princess: that's because i dyed it brown and if you still don't believe me why tf would i have a picture of dongmyeong on my phone you yourself called me a narcissist so why would i have a picture of anybody else but mE
caveman: so it was you in the picture and you liEd to me for tWo weeks and just let me practically drool over you you fucking let me embarrass myself for two weeks
