stand by | leedo x xion

forty nine

giraffe:
DID I HEAR CORRECTLY DO I NEED TO PUT SOAP IN MY EARS YALL MAN LOVERS?!

caveman:
keonhee this is a fucking gc we're texting you dumbass

giraffe:
DO I NEED TO WASH MY EYES WITH SOAP THEN DID I READ CORRECTLY

seohoe:
NO HEE DONT WASH YOUR EYES W SOAP YOU READ CORRECTLY OMG
UNLESS WE BOTH READ IT WRONG AND WE NEED TO WASH OUR EYES W SOAP BRB GAYS

princess:
NO NO I READ IT TOO THEYRE MAN LOVERS NOW WHAT
OH WAIT
LAST NIGHT WOONG CALLED AND I COULD HEAR YOUNGJO CALLING HIM OR SOMETHING

caveman:
OMG OMG OMG THEY WERE FUCKING

seohoe:
no wait omg what if
youngjo came to woongs house to ask something and then grabbed his cock
badminton I mean
and then they started playing  badminton in the house and got horny and started grinding and now they're man lovers 🤩

babysloth:
...
are yall done

princess:
no wait omg what if youngjo wanted to go cock shopping and took hwanwoong with him
again I mean badminton

ddaengjo:
...
can y'all stop

giraffe:
hmm ok
but tell us
how did the man lovering blossom

babysloth:
we just became man lovers last night okay-

seohoe:
last night-

😳
spicy 🥵

caveman:
SEOHO LMAO W H Y

ddaengjo:
DONT THINK OF PERVERTED THINGS
I guess it was kinda obvious that hwanwoong and I liked each other so I told him that
that's what i wanted to tell him that day but i got scared so I danced with him in bed
INSTEAD* WHAT THE FUCK

princess:
here I go taking another screenshot~
dont deny it youngjo

giraffe:
okay but did y'all do like a grinding thing on something to celebrate your man lovering
OMG ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GRIND EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER

babysloth:
grind, mix, chop, blend, microwave, vacuum, staple you name it

seohoe:
😳
please I'm traumatized just thinking about it

babysloth:
I can't find any nut cream youngjo can you help me find it

caveman:
what the fuck

babysloth:
youngjo do you have some?

ddaengjo:
hold on lemme check down

princess:
WHAT

giraffe:

seohoe:
what the fuck is wrong with you two

ddaengjo:
okay I found it
hwannie shall I apply it to your buns?

caveman:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO EW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS A GC MAN

babysloth:
I'll just toast them to make it crisp

giraffe:
D U D E
E W
WTF IS NUT CREAM

ddaengjo:
isn't it obvious?
peanut butter duh

princess:
o h m y g o d
WHY DO YOU CALL IT NUT CREAM

babysloth:
it has a nice ring to it

caveman:

ddaengjo:
okay we're gonna make out now bye

babysloth:
my man is calling me bye 🤩

giraffe:
mhm you'll probably grind too 😳
also why tf would you tell us that 😭😭😭

princess:
HAKKIE I CANT TAKE THIS HOLD ME

caveman:
BABY, COME INTO MY ARMS

-x-

and so dongju and geonhak cuddled the rest of the day, geonhak giving dongju soft forehead kisses in between while dongju's head laid on his gono huck's chest. he couldn't believe how lucky he was to have geonhak in his life. he loved him and didn't plan to let him go.

geonhak on the other hand was agitated about the fact that the plural of sheep was sheep and not sheeps.

-x-

I had to end this in crack didn't I 🤩🤩

ahhhhhh okay so this chaos is finally over 🥺 I just cant thank you all enough for the love and support you have given me and this fic, I'm truly so grateful to all of you uwu. it's a bit bittersweet ending this huh eventhough it's my third one haha. I really enjoyed writing this and I loved reading all your hilarious comments like honestly I cackled sm.

thank you once again! I'm not sure if I'll be writing any new fics for a while because I've not been having much time lately and the only reason I was able to update this regularly was because at least 30 chapters were prewritten lolol. I hope you guys didn't hate whatever chaos this was lmao. so anyways I love you guys so much please take care and have a great day 🥺💖