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thirty five

man lover nation

giraffe:
where did yall go smh

seohoe:
uhh rude
how could yall just leave in the middle are you two that horny or smth

ddaengjo:
wdym we're sitting in front of you

giraffe:
not you idiots
but you thought it was you two I'll be taking notes on that 👀

princess:
gono hakkie is soooooo cute and adorable and I want to kiss him
hakkieeeeeeeeeee where are you I miss youuu :((

babysloth:
tf even happened is he drunk
and gONO hAkKIe where are you go take care of your boyfriend

caveman:
I am oml I just went to pee😭

seohoe:
but what happened to him
hes drunk isnt he

princess:
mm yes apple juice is tAzetEe

ddaengjo:
HES DRUNK ON APPLE JUICE TF GONO HUCK HOW COULD YOU LET HIM

caveman:
but apple juice is very tAzetEe

giraffe:
yes it is
I propose we start an apple juice cult 🤩🤩🤩🤩

ddaengjo:
NO
YOU ARE IN WAY TOO MANY CULTS

seohoe:
I HEARD APPLE JUICE CULT IM HERE 🤩🤩🤩🤩

stalkers 🤩

babysloth:
okay now what do we do

seohoe:
we are going to improvise 🤩
okay sO let's meet at shorty's place and plan there since his house is the closest

ddaengjo:
k

48 minutes later

babysloth:
DID YOU TWO IDIOTS JUST LOCK YOUNGJO AND I IN MY ROOM

giraffe:
hehe yes 🤩
seoho and I figured since gono huck and dongju are being cute and drunk somewhere else why dont we pull the prank on you 🤩
yall grinded on each other anygays dont be shy
theres food on your bedside table enjoy you gays 🤩🤩
we'll unlock your door tomorrow 🤩🤩🤩
have fun darlings 🤩

1 hour later

giraffe:
I have tea

seohoe:
spill

giraffe:
I went to check in on those two for scientific reasons
I can hear the bed creaking inside shorty's room
I think we all know what's happening here

seohoe:
yes
youngwoong's jumping on the bed

giraffe:
uh not what I meant but okay you're cute

seohoe:
you're cuter

giraffe:
...
shut up

the next day

man lover nation

princess:
hakkie deserves best boyfie award
he took care of me the entire night even when I threw up cause I drank too much

giraffe:
weren't you drunk on apple juice?

princess:
yes

giraffe:
...
ok then

princess:
hes sleeping rn
his head is in my lap
his hair is so soft what does he use 😭

seohoe:
mood
also where are the sinners

babysloth:
good morning 🤩
what did I miss

seohoe:
right on time

ddaengjo:
hello everyone 🥰

princess:
holy shit youngwoong fucked

babysloth:
WAIT WHAT NO WE JJST SLEPT IN THE SAME BED

giraffe:
the tea is piping hot 🍵

caveman:
why did yall sleep in the same bed may I ask

seohoe:
oh wow gono huck is alive
heehee should I tell them

giraffe:
idk it's your call

princess:
wait can I guess
yall set up the triple date so that you can prank hakkie and I and get us flustered or smth by getting us in the same room honestly idk why we practically live in each other's houses
okay so we had to go early because I had to get drunk on apple juice so yall thought of locking youngwoong in cause why not they're grinding buddies anygays 🤩
correct me if I'm wrong

seohoe:
how did you know all that
what sorcery is this

caveman:
we know everything

giraffe:
HOW DID YOU EVEN
THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CREEPY EVEN FOR YOU TWO
BUT I HAVE TEA

caveman:
let me guess
you heard the bed creaking when you went to check in on them

seohoe:
*whispers* whAt sorCerY is ThIs
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS

princess:
we have our ways, darling

giraffe:
*screams*

-x-

I'm totally keonhee with wanting to start an apple juice cult and everything what clownery I have a problem 🤡🤡🤩

also thank you for 666 votes 🤩