princess:
open your door
caveman:
why tf are you outside my house
princess:
why tf am I not outside your house👀
caveman:
good point
ten minutes later
caveman:
what just happened
you ran into my kitchen and now I cant even find you
princess:
that's because I escaped through the window and I'm in my house now
caveman:
why tf did you even come in the first place
princess:
I was hungry and I didnt have any snacks at home
caveman:
oh so you came to meet me ;)
princess:
no I came to meet the cake you had in your fridge
caveman:
why did you steal my cake
that's just cruel
I'm not talking to you
and to think I liked you
princess:
WAIT WHAT
I didn't take the cake I know how important it was to you
I took your icecream instead 🥰
caveman:
you better hide or I'll find you and stab you 276 times and then push you onto a highway where a bus full of sumo wrestlers will crush you and every single bone of yours will break into 23 pieces
you better watch out
ten minutes later
princess:
what did you do to him
he's booking a flight to papa new guinea
oh wait I just read the previous messages
forget I ever said that I value my brother's life somewhat 👀
caveman:
👀
thank you so much for 1K 😭
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stand by | leedo x xion
Fanfiction"stand by me?" "always." where dongju randomly texts geonhak and annoys him cause he didn't have anything else to do
