𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬 ☆ 𝑩𝑻𝑺 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔

JOKES IN A POCKET [JIN X BTS]

Pocket-sized!Seokjin x BTS

Warning : This is a crackfic. Also, I was high on something when I wrote this.

"Hey, get the door, will you?" asked Yoongi, who was lying down on his couch.

"Yes, hyung." said Namjoon, running to open the door.

A delivery man stood outside, holding a small box in his hands.

"Special delivery for Kim Taehyung." he said.

"That's me," said Taehyung, rushing towards the door and grabbing the box, "It's finally here!"

"What's that, hyung?" asked Jungkook, peering at the box curiously.

"This," answered Taehyung, "Is a super cool thing called Jokes in a Pocket."

"Oh, no. Don't tell me it's another one of those tiny humans that say a bunch of random nonsense. Jimin and Hoseok are already pretty annoying." groaned Yoongi.

"Please don't frown like that, hyung. You look much cuter with a smile." said Jimin and Hoseok in unison.

"Oh, when will you two ever shut up?" snapped Yoongi as he glared at the two tiny humans on the table.

"We won't shut up unless you're happy, hyung." snapped Hoseok.

"Exactly! You guys got a Buy One Get One Free offer when you purchased Happiness in a Pocket, so you should be twice as happy as you are right now!" whined Jimin.

"Jimin-hyung, Hoseok-hyung, please be quiet for a while. We don't want to scare the new tiny human when we take him out of his box, do we?" scolded Taehyung.

Jungkook took the box and opened it up, revealing a handsome young man in a blue sweater and black jeans.

"Hello, my name is Kim Seokjin! I'm your hilarious companion, ready to make anyone laugh with my le'jin'dary jokes!" he said, hopping out of the box and bowing.

"This Jokes in a Pocket thingy better be good." grumbled Yoongi.

"Hi, I'm Jimin and this is Hoseok-hyung! We are the tiny humans who bring Happiness in a Pocket!" said Jimin excitedly, shaking Seokjin's hand.

"Hey there, little one. I'm Taehyung." said Taehyung, ruffling Seokjin's hair.

"Excuse me!" huffed Seokjin, "I'm twenty-seven years old, not a child!"

"Sorry, hyung. You're just too cute." said Taehyung.

"Hi, I'm Jungkook, and I'm the golden maknae!" said Jungkook.

"Hmmm...I have a question for you, Jungkook-ah." said Seokjin.

"What is it, hyung?"

"If you could be a type of pasta, what would you be?"

"A type of pasta? Hmmm..."

"Maknaeroni!"

Yoongi face-palmed. Jimin giggled.

"One more! What did 0 say to 8?" said Seokjin.

Jungkook and Taehyung shrugged.

"Nice belt!" Seokjin burst into laughter that somehow cleaned up all the windows in the house.

He earned a few giggles and another face-palm from Yoongi.

"Why aren't you laughing, Yoongi-hyung?" asked Jimin.

"That was stupid!" snapped Yoongi.

"Oh, come on! Why can't you be happy for once?" whined Hoseok.

"Be quiet, you three!" said Seokjin sternly.

Everyone in the room turned to him, surprised.

"Clearly, everyone here is not happy. I'm here to make you guys laugh your heart out, but you're arguing more!" he scolded.

"I'm sorry," whimpered Jimin.

Hoseok, Namjoon, Jungkook and Taehyung nodded in agreement.

Yoongi rolled his eyes.

"Hey, Yoongi! Wanna know what I'm going to do if you roll your eyes at me one more time?" said Seokjin.

"I don't care." snapped Yoongi.

"I'll just pick them up and roll them back to you." laughed Seokjin.

Yoongi sighed. The others snorted or chuckled a little.

"Alright, next one. Have any of you ever tried to eat a clock?" asked Seokjin.

"Yes, it was very time consuming! We get it, hyung!" Yoongi snapped.

Seokjin gasped. Suddenly, there was a POOF!

Seokjin was now the size of a regular human.

"Oh my God." said Jungkook.

"How is this even possible?" gasped Taehyung.

"We wanna be big like you too!" pouted Hoseok and Jimin.

"Looks like your job here is done, hyung." said Yoongi with a smirk.

Namjoon nodded. "Whenever a normal human being takes over the job of the pocket-sized humans in their care, the purpose of the latter is done and the former will do the job instead."

Suddenly, the boys were interrupted by a squeaky, "HELP!"

"Yoongi-hyung!" gasped the boys.

"Awwww, he's one of us now!" cooed Jimin and Hoseok.

Yoongi emerged from under the pile of his clothes, fuming.

"Seokjin-hyung!" he screeched.

Seokjin giggled.

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A/N : What am I even doing? What was even going on in my head? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ