Nozomu calls Tsukauchi a useless gay

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A few days later, a thought popped into Akatani's head. "Hey! I should go vandalize various advertising boards outside!" Hopping out of bed, he threw on some clothes that did not match at all, but that was his specialty. Wearing a hood to cover his black dyed hair, wearing sunglasses to hide his red eyes (thank god for contacts), and wearing a mask not unlike one styled after Edgeshot's. Being chaotic. After getting dressed like he just got vomited on by a unicorn, he locked his apartment door and decided to get coffee before being an agent of chaos. 

As he entered the coffee shop, he pauses momentarily as he saw a once in a lifetime opportunity of talking to a very... familiar face in his civilian clothes.

None other then the Detective Tsukauchi himself.

Ordering cake and his coffee he  put sugar in it like it was his last day to touch human sustenance, he walked to where the Detective was sitting and asked 

"Hey, is this spot taken?"

Tsukauchi quirked an eyebrow at the young looking boy before shaking his head.

"No it isn't. Did you want to sit here?"

Akitani smiled and nodded. "Yeah, if that's good with you?"

"It's fine, Mr...?"

"Aka Yasu. Also don't say Mr, it makes me feel like an old man. What's your name?" Akatani asked, already knowing the answer.

"Call me Tsukauchi."

"Ok, Tsucauchi. You look kinda like a detective, with the trench coat and everything. Are you a detective?"

"Yes, I am. Good observation, Yasu. Is it your quirk?"

"Uh... no, mine's uh..." Akatani internally panicked. "It's attraction. I can attract small objects to myself. It's pretty weak and barely noticeable. Plus it takes way too long to attract stuff to me.  I bet yours is something cool like... maybe telling when people lie? A lie detector of some sort? Is it constantly on or not? Is it on right now?"

Tsukauchi chuckled. "Right on the dot, Yasu. My quirk is called lie detector. It's pretty much what it sounds like. And yes, I have it turned off right now since you can turn it on and off."

Akatani took a sip of his coffee. "It sounds good for Detective work.  A defective detective is no good."

Tsukauchi grinned. "Defective detective? I'd like to think I'm a pretty good detective."

Midori huffed. "Nah, I bet you're one of those people that has their coffee black and likes cats."

"Who are you to judge, and the cats idea is off, I like dogs as pets."

Midori had a huge shit eating grin on his face, finished his coffee, stood up and before he left, said "I never said as pets, Tsuki~~. I meant as boyfriends~~~"

It took a second for the sentence to register for Tsukauchi. When he did, he looked up quickly sputtering out the word "Nozomu-" before running out of the coffee shop. On his way, he passed a boy in bright clothing with black hair and red eyes, but thought nothing of it.

When he got to his office, he searched up the name "Aka Yasu". There were no results for it.

"Damn it he tricked me! His name isn't even Yasu! I should've had my quirk active when I was talking to him!"

A cat's head popped through the door. "What's wrong, Tsuki? You look frustrated."

"Guess who I saw today while getting coffee?"

"Who?"

Tsukauchi frowned and held up Nozomu's case "Take a Guess, Sansa."

Sansa's eyes widened considerably. "No."

"Yeah, civilian clothes and everything. They covered up so much that all the info I have on them is that they have very pale skin and are a boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I bet it must've been bad."

"No, he just strolled up asked me if anyone was sitting next to me, and we chatted for a bit. I had no idea that it was him until he said-" Tsukauchi stopped himself from divulging the topic to Sansa. "Well, it doesn't matter what he said. When I realized it was him, he'd already left."

"He sounds like a handful, even as a civilian."

"Yeah, and now I have to enter the new info into the system which is going to take god knows how long."

"Well then, I'll leave you to it. Good luck with our resident troublemaker." Sansa grinned and left the room.

Tsukauchi sighed. Then his phone pinged with a message and Tsukauchi's internal monologue was "Please don't be Nozomu Please don't be Nozomu Please don't be Nozomu Please don't-"

It was from Nozomu.

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Satan: Sup virgin


Coffee boyo: I literally hate you.


Satan: That implies that you didn't hate me before and if that's the case then I applaud you for your patience


Coffee boyo: At least we know your quirk now


Satan: Actually that was just the quirk of someone I knew a while ago. She's dead now so have fun interrogating a corpse :)


Coffee boyo: Damn It 


Satan: :00 Tsuki?? Losing his cool?? In this economy???? Impossible.


Coffee boyo: Don't call me Tsuki. You are impossible.


Satan: Aww, c'mon Tsuki! I know you love me!


Coffee boyo: No, I'm afraid I do not.


Satan: You know who you do love, though?


Coffee boyo: If you say Sansa I swear-


Satan: Sansa.


Coffee boyo has left 


Satan: >:/ Ask him out you useless gay


Satan has left


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