A/D Part One: Who needs the Fourth Wall?

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<Screams are heard in the distance. A sprinting figure draws ever closer to a large wall in the middle of a plaza. There are trimmed bushes and shrubs, as well as small trees and flowers. A fountain gurgles merrily, a marble statue of a book and quill shading it slightly from the sun. It is from the tip of the quill that the water rushes out. The rest of the plaza is paved with bricks, and small buildings surround the area. The screaming gets louder, and the figure rounds a corner wildly, blond hair with little flames whipping behind her. She brandishes a comically oversized hammer and takes a flying leap at the Fourth Wall.>

???: "HIIIIIIII-YAAAH!!!!!"

<The wall crumbles, shattering from the blow in a spiderweb shaped pattern. The girl huffs and blows the rubble. It defies gravity, and flies away as if hit by a monster sized baseball bat.>

???: "Hah, who needs the, hah, Fourth Wall anyways?"

<Several more figures round the corner. 8 or so older Countryhumans holding 10 little Countrykids. They look slightly confused. The girl snaps her fingers, and an arch of limestone rises out of the ground somewhere off to the side.>

???: "Great! I think we are ready to begin!!! Wait, I forgot something."

<The girl snaps her fingers again. Nothing visibly changed.>

An0n: "Testing, testing, one two! Can you see who I am? Good."

Japan: "An0n, did you just completely skip out the introductions?"

An0n: "Yea, nobody is going to read this without having at first read one of my other books. They know who we are." *waves hand dismissively* "Anywho, let's get this started!!!"

<Beyond the shattered remains of the Fourth Wall, the plaza suddenly cuts off, giving way to a misty field. Fog makes it almost impossible to see through it, but presently a soft glow slowly became discernible through the mists. Four Readers step into the plaza, key pendants glowing.>

Kay: "Oh, so THIS is what she meant as a 'twist'... Waitaminute!!!" *looks at her pendant in confusion* "How am I here? How do I have this back??? I thought I just got captured!!!"

An0n: "About that. You still are, but in that book. This is a whole different universe."

Reader: "..."

An0n: "...Just roll with it. Anyways, you are all here today to hang out with the book characters! You can Ask or Dare and...yeah...I've already said that quite a bit, haven't I?"

Readers: *nods*

An0n: "Welp."

<Kay, Vee, Golden, and Kookie chuckle and walk into the plaza. While the others start chatting with the characters, and snuggling the cute little Countrykids, Vee walked up to An0n>

An0n: "Wassup dude?" *they high-five*

Vee: "Well, I mean, I did just get sucked into a book so..." *they laugh* "How are you today, An0n?"

An0n: *grins* "Glad to see you guys, and doing great!" *she flashes a thumbs up*

Vee: "Great! I have a question for the Countrykids."

An0n: "Say no more, my friend! Kiiiids!!!" *she yells out, the little Countrykids bumbling over to her, beaming*

Vee: "You guys are so cute!!!"

Li'l Ukraine: *giggles*

Vee: "What is your favorite thing to do at home with your families?"

<They all raise their hands and jump, wanting to answer. An0n chuckles.>

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