Sky-rat Petition

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We, the Readers, the Writers, the Random people browsing online do formally request to call the 'seagull' by a different title than the one given to it by society.

The 'seagull' will now also go under the name of, sky-rat, for the following reasons:

•They are the equivalent of rats in the airy realm of sky.

•They poop everywhere.

•They are loud and obnoxious.

•They kinda look like rats, if you burn their wings off.

•The name 'seagull' does not suit all purposes. E.g. A 'seagull' lives at a bay. Is it now deemed a bay-gull? Or what if it lives at a lake? There is a very distinguishable difference between a sea, and a lake, and I do not believe I have to go over it.


Therefore, we believe that the name sky-rat would better suit the 'seagulls'.


All in favor say 'Aye'  - - - 》


All in opposition say 'Nay' - - - 》


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