🇩🇪 Oneshot: Crash and Burn 🇵🇱

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A/N: Writing on my phone so format is weird.

...or not.

hAH I found a way to format on my phone!!

Hhhhhhh I had a nightmare that evil bumblebees were fighting a nice bigfoot and trying to hurt my baby goats while they were eating chocolate, and there were hundreds of copies of my baby goats, and then dad said we had to give them away to be eaten and I was so mad I took off my pajamas at the family reunion and went downstairs naked.


What.


The worst part is that this is fairly normal for me in a dream.



Days later here I am trying to rewrite literally everything past Germany's realization.

I had to copy paste EVERYTHING over onto a new chapter because the old one was like, stuck or something. So weird!!!! 

Luckily this chapter doesn't have that issue.

The last one was part 74

Why am I mentioning this?

Cudol ti eb ueusfl?

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An0n looked at N0na, Tetro, and Ari who were across from her, Readers surrounding the table they were seated at in a circle, each betting on who would win the high stakes poker game.

N0na narrowed her eyes.

An0n squinted.

Tetro cracked his neck.

Ari looked at his cards blankly.

Suddenly Tetro stood up so fast that his chair tipped over and fell onto Kosmos's foot, who then proceeded to hop around the room holding their foot and screaming in Polish.

"GO FISH!" Tetro cried, slapping his cards down on the table.

An0n smirked and did the same. "BINGO!!"

N0na shared a look with Foxy.

"They don't know how to play, do they?" PF said.

N0na shook her head.

Ari groaned and flopped onto the table. "I'm so bad at thiiiiiiiiis..." He whined.

N0na rolled her eyes.

An0n stood up and stretched as the crowd around the four dispersed. She was about to go into the kitchen and make some frozen grapes when a sharp knock came from the mansion's main door.

She looked at N0na and shrugged, pushing in her chair and making her way to the front door.

An0n peered through the peephole to see who it was.

A black, red, and yellow face met her gaze nervously.

Twisting the polished brass handle and swinging open the door suddenly, unfortunately scaring the poor German to jump and nearly drop his glasses.

"Germany!!! Great to see ya! What brings you here?" An0n said cheerfully, vigorously shaking the German's hand so hard he thought it might come off.

"Vell actually I vas vondering if-" Germany started, his accent coming through in his nervousness.

An0n cut him off by yanking him into the chaotic building. "Come on in dude! We don't bite! Well. Most of us don't. I can't speak for PF, and in all honesty I wouldn't put it past OwO and UwU..."

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