AN0na Family Crack

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(Art of T0ni above is not mine. This masterpiece has been drawn by PinkFox567)

A/N: That was fast, right? Well, I was excited to write the crack so yeah-

N: Look, AN0na, if you don't have much to say, then let's just get this thing started, okay?

A/N: ...Okay...but other than comments and these notes, I don't get to talk a lot in the story, so...could I-

N: You're a part of the AN0na family, right?

A/N: Well yes-

N: Then technically you are apart of this crack too. 

A/N: Yaaay!!!!!!!

N: Okay. Now. Here's the deal guys. 'N' means me, N0na. 'N0' means my little ball of sunshine N0ri, 'Ar' means my Ari, 'A' means An0n...she's around here somewhere...'T' means Tetro, and 'A/N' means AN0na.

A/N: Hol' up. Did you say my Ari???

N: Heck no. You're imagining things. Go find N0ri before I punt you to the other side of this wall. I think she's playing with Canada, America, and Drunk Russia in her room.

A/N: ...Should we be worried that she is hanging around with a drunk person?

N: Nah. Drunk Russia wouldn't hurt her. He's basically a big teddy bear when he's drunk.

A/N: ...Kay... *leaves to go to N0ri's room*

N: ARI!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

Ar: *Stumbles around a corner, hits a wall and ends up faceplanting on the ground in front of N0na.* Yes?

N: Stay here, the crack chapter just started.

Ar: Yes ma'am-

N: *Punches him in the face*

Ar: YeS n0nA...

N: I'm going to go find An-

A: Here... *walks into the  room*

N: ...Why is there  knife in your back?

A: Foxy stabbed me when I mentioned I was writing back to back again...

N: Good for her, you need to take a break.

A: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!

Ar: Where's Tetris guy?

A: His NAME is TETRO. He's around here somewhere. I'll go look for him. *walks off*

A/N: *walks into the room with N0ri on her shoulders*

N: Honey!!! *grabs N0ri*

N0: Mommy!!!

*A sudden high pitched screech is heard*

A: FOR THE LOVE OF WATTPAD PUT SOME GOSH DARN PANTS ON TETRO!!!!!!

T: I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*An0n and Tetro come running into view, Tetro is only wearing boxers and An0n is chasing him with a t-shirt and shorts, blood coming out of her nose*

A: *Stops suddenly and snaps, using AuThOr MaGiC to teleport the clothes onto a now grumpy Tetro*

T: >:T

A: Oh hush you big baby- HEY!!!

T: *grabbed An0n and pulled her on the couch to cuddle*

A: *screeching and thrashing madly, face redder than a cherry*

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