Comments out of Context

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Y'all're amazing and crazy. Cramazing.

Anyway. Comments outta Context! Yee!

I wrote them all as anonymous in case y'all wanted that. Gib me purrmission to use ur name in these. There probably will be a part two. And three. Screw it. It might be a book.

DARN IT DID I PURR

GOSH DANGIT PF THESE NEKO TRAITS

N: Oh yeah. Discord crack happened and now An0n is a neko.

(?) = anonymous.

A = An0n's reaction when she saw the notif.

N = N0na's reaction.


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(?): Your buttcheeks look like a great snack.

A: ...Excuse me. WHAT. *flips tables and runs away screaming*

N: ...Thanks?

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Skyeliss: Oof. I kinda am into blue walls ngl.

A: ...A'ight then.

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KittykKitty: WHOS FACE IS ON THE F*bleep*ING EGG

A: Wth is going on.

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IcepetalTheSilkWing: Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

A: Um-

PheonixD1: Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

A: What's go-

IcepetalTheSilkWing: Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheesecheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheesecheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese-

A: ...Cheese?

PheonixD1: *continues to say cheese*

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Hitlers_Mustashe: *inhales the ashes* Mmmm...crispy

A: *approval*

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Moon_Whiskers: Funny story I was shipped with the wall in the classroom. His name was Wall-Sempai.

A: Join the club...

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Moon_Whiskers: Our love story was better than Twilight.

A: That's...not saying much...

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Skyeliss: You see. 

To extend to higher levels of intellectual being, you must get rid of some things beforehand. Lower your vision quality to get faster brain speed, delete some stuff for better FPS. 

Like common sense.

No one needs that.

See that alkali metal that is usually very explosive when it mixes with moisture? 

Put it in a damp basement. You need room to put your chalkboard in the livingroom.

PUT THE EXPLOSIVE ELEMENT IN A DAMP BASEMENT, MATHEMATICIAN.

A: OKAY. I AM ON BOARD FOR EXPLOSIONS AND CHALKBOARDS AND LACK OF COMMON SENSE. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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PheonixD1: North, stop this reverse-pedophilia.

A: ...PFFT.

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Wildstar271966: I HAVE SHOCK BLANKETS TAKE THEM I AM GOING TO EAT WHINE FLAVOURED ICE CREAM AND CRY ABOUT SAD PINTREST POSTS.

A: I WANT THE ICE CREAM GIB IT TO MEH.

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peppatea: I dont trust mr p*nis anymore.

A: Yeesh. Who WOULD trust a guy with a name like that?

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RosewoodReads: MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, OHH~ OHH~ OHH~

A: I...

...

...I'm not even going to ask.

N: *disturbed because she is taking this comment the dirty way*

0.o

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PheonixD1: I'M A DORKFISH!

A: They said I could be anything...

N: ...So I apparently became a 'dorkfish'.

A: You said it, not me.

N: *glares at An0n, who gives cheesy grin*

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PheonixD1: BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN! WITH LEMONS!

A: I HEARD BURN AND I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!

N: HoW dO wE bUrN a HoUsE wItH lEmOnS?!?

A: AUTHOR. MAGIC.

N: ...That CANNOT POSSIBLY be your answer to anything random or confusing.

A: You're right.

N: I kn-

A: It's ALSO my go to for plot holes.

N: ...

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PinkFox567: B*bleep*ch I've killed like 7 of them.

A: If this was anyone BUT Foxy I'd laugh it off as a joke. But when it comes to PF, she probably isn't joking...

N: If anything she's underestimating.

A: ...And pray tell me WHY you know this?

N: *laughs uncomfortably in oops I helped quite a bit*

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Sikefrost: Moldova: Hmmmm I don't know you look crusty.

A: *slightly offended yet also amused noises*

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Oftentimes I find myself very confused and worried about some of the most random things. USUALLY it makes sense with context.

Well, most of the time.

I'm honestly not sure about 'dorkfish' tbh XD.

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