Strictly Kids

Chapter 11

The pros arrived back at the arena with their kids and tomorrow was Diannes birthday so pasha and Faye had decided with the other pros that so they could set up dot could chose someone's hotel to camp out at with a friend.
Pasha. Dotty remember how it's your birthday tomorrow
Dianne. Yep
Faye. Well all the pros have decided that you and a friend can sleep at anyone hotel tonight and then we will have the party tomorrow.
Di. Wid Amy
Ali. Yep and who's hotel
Ash. Let's all have a bet. Who thinks she'll want to stay with kev and Stace
Everyone agreed and Dianne smiled
Di. I stay wif uncle kevi an auntie stace.
Kev. Of course you can. How about you go and tell Amy and go and play with the other kids for a bit
She ran off and everyone smiled
Kev. I'm gonna be surrounded by girls
Stace. Don't worry. I'll just let them do what they want to you.
Kev. Stacey Dooley. I do not want to be turned into a drag queen
Stace. Well guess what. It's her birthday so she can run free
Kev. Neil. Fancy swapping hotel rooms with me. You stay with the kids and I'll stay with katya
Neil. No I'm good thanks
Kev. Gorkas girl is lucky. Did he send you the picture
Neil. What with all the sweets and chocolates.
Katya. It was from his own spending money as well.
Ash. He's such a dream gorks
Faye. I know. And he looks after all the other kids when stacey and Kevin aren't
Stace. Well be out of a job
Dianne and all the other little girls cans skipping in.
Chloe. Uncle kev
Kev. Yes?
Amy. We do your hair
Di. And makeup
Stace. Yes you can
Kev. Stacey!
Stace. Go on Kev. Don't make the princesses wait.
He stood up and they all grabbed his hands and dragged him off into the makeup room
Kev. God save our king
Neil. Who's king
Stace. My king
Pasha. Oh that idiot
Kev. I'm not an idiot
Faye. No Giovannis the idiot
Gio. He's not an idiot.
Ash. Gio? You mean you're not an idiot.
Kev. For gods sake just help me. They have the fecking spray tan machine thingy or concealer or eyeliner or whatever it is. What is it? Right well Amy says it's lipstick but I say it's torture
Stace. We will let them finish their art work kev and then they'll let you go
Ali. Stacey. You're horrible to him
Stace. No. It's just funny with all those stupid outfits I had to dress up in for strictly because of him. I deserve a bit of revenge
Jan. You go girl
Ash. Yasss hunni
Faye. What a queen
Gorka walked in and smiled.
Gorks. Where's kev
Stace. Go check the makeup room
Gorks. Why
Neil. I'd hurry up before the funs over
Gorka walked round the corner into the makeup room and just walked back round the corner shocked.
Gorks. We might need to help him. He looks like a cake.
Kev. Gorka don't leave me. Stacey get yo ass here now
Jan. Don't swear in front of the children
Kev. THE KIDS HAVE LEFT ME TO GO AND TALK TO FROSTY!!
Stace. Well then leave
Gorks. He's kind of tied to the chair and the makeup woman is sat laughing at him
Kevin walked round the corner and everyone started taking photos and laughing
Kev. I swear to god I'm glad there's not three of them tonight
Stace. No there's four
Kev. What do you mean!
Stace. Me chloe Amy and Dianne.
Kev. Ay ay ay. Mamma Mia
Gio. Yeah. Stacey offered to take both our kids instead of just Ames so you have our two dotty and the biggest kid of them all
Stace. Me! How about we just have all the girls over and then Kevin can get the full treatment
Kev. Let's save that for another time
Kat. Yeah. Maybe you're birthday kev
Kev. Maybe not