Strictly Kids

Chapter 12

All the female children were in Kevin and Staceys hotel room for her pre birthday sleepover.
Kev. Children. What do you want for dinner
Di. Kangaroo
Stace. Kangaroo?
Amy. Yup. It's an Australian animal.
Stace. I know but I don't think they sell kangaroo meat.
Ke. Joe about we get a kangaroo pizza for you all. Sound good
They all nodded so stacey and Kevin went into their bedroom and FaceTimed the group.
Kev. What do we do
Faye. What do you mean. What happened
Stace. We asked what they wanted to eat and they said they want kangaroo
Gio. Kangaroo?
Stace. Hats exactly what I said
Jan. Just get them a margarita pizza and tell them it's kangaroo.
Kev. Ash. Is there anything in a pizza that flares Amy's chrons up
Ash. Nope. Just as long as it's not pineapple pizza we are good to go I repeat good to go.
Stace. Right Kevs gonna go get his hair done again and I'll order the food
Kev. Wait what?
They ended it and Kevin walked in the living room and the kids had something
Kev. What you got there.
Dianne showed them it and his jaw dropped.
Kev. Where did my get that from.
Amy. In the draw on the coffee table
Chloe. What is it?
Kev. Stacey. Come here. Quick
Stacey walked in and looked at the item and laughed
Stace. Where was that
Kev. In the draw on the coffee table
Amy. What is it?
Kev. It's a toy for grown ups to play tickle fights with
Stace. So let's put that away and wash your hands because might be some nasty germs on it.
Di. Okay!
Stacey room then to wash their hands leaving Kev to get rid of it.
Kev. How do I do this. Who know whose stds are on that. He got some gloves out of the kitchen picked it up put it in a plastic bag and went and knocked on Faye and pashas door.
Faye. What's up.
Kev. Here you go. You can have this. Don't touch it. It probably has stds on it. It's not ours but the kids found it. Bye
He gave her the bag and went back to their room
Faye. What. Pash babe come here.
Pasha. What up
Faye. Basically. Kevin has just dropped this off told me not to touch it said it's not theirs but the kids found it
Pasha. My god. What is it
He looked in the bag and laughed
Pasha. Either Kevin is lying or the kids found some random couples old dildo in their room
He took it down to the garbage bin out the front of the hotel and messaged the gc
Pasha. Our kids are scarred
Kev. Oh no no no. Don't put this on me and stace.
Stacey. Kevins being shouted at because he won't keep still but anyway. Yeah don't blame us. They found it
Ali. Wtf you all talking about
Faye. According to Kevin the kids found a used dildo in the hotel room but it isn't Staceys. Or Kevins
Ash. I'd be confused if it was Kevins
Stace. I wouldn't
Gio. What?! 😳
Stace. He buys some weird shut
Kev. Tell them to stop yelling at me
Kev. Well great. She told them to keep yelling at me
Jan. #couplegoals goes to kacey. Anyway. Don't avoid this.
Kev. We phoned the pizza hi and when we turned back around they had that
Ash. And it definitely isn't yours Stacey
Stace. No!
Gio. Or Kevs
Kev. NO
Ali. Everyone check your rooms