The Craziest Of Them All

VII

Time froze as the door swept open to reveal the person within the apartment. And let me just say, I think I just died, went to heaven and met an Angel.

I am literally staring at the most handsome man that I have ever seen in my life. He is...is. He looks like a ... a..a

Iyoh bruh, like there are no words to describe this man's beauty!

I’mma try to do the impossible and explain how this man looks. Okay, let's start from the top of his head. He has short, blonde hair that is closely cropped to his scalp. I bet if I looked at his head from a certain angle I could easily imagine how he would look if he was completely bald, and let me tell you that he would still look flippin delicious. Now that’s when you know someone is beautiful, when they are completely bald and they can still wet your underwear. He has big beautiful eyebrows that perfectly frame his face. They are thick and lush and are naturally shaped in a low arch. Below his eyebrows, and decorating his eyes are long and luscious eyelashes that a camel would die for. Now for his gorgeous eyes, them orbs are the colour of a fresh forest. His deep green eyes look as if they have seen it all. He has a perfect nose, not too big and not too small, just perfect. And don't get me started on his lips they are the right size and are naturally pink and look very soft and plump, I wish I could just kiss them right now.

Across his face is a light beard, what ladies would call a five o’clock aftershave and all his features are put together on a splendidly angular face. This man is just so beautiful, he is literally every woman’s dream, and well he is my dream.

"Are you drooling?" The man inside the apartment asks, even his deep and rich voice can soak your underwear alone. At his question, my hand quickly travels to my face to inspect whether or not I am truly salivating at the sight of this gorgeous creature, I am shocked to actually feel moisture running down from the side of my mouth and onto my chin.

Hastily, I wipe the saliva off of my face with the back of my sleeve. I cannot believe that that actually happened. I have seen many handsome men before in my life, I mean I survived a two hour movie of a shirtless Michael B Jordan when I was watching Creed, but I didn’t drool, but I go and slaver at five seconds of staring at this man.

"N..no" I shakily breath out. "I'm not drooling." I lie straight through my teeth.

"But I saw the saliva on your chin just now." The man says with a look of amusement plastered on his face. He is clearly enjoying watching me squirm under his piercing gaze.

"It wasn't saliva!" I nearly shout, getting all defensive. I will never give a man the satisfaction of knowing they got to me, and even though I know for a fact that everyone saw me literally drool over this guy, I will deny it till the day I die.

"Then what was it?" he asks me, with his right eyebrow raised at me cockily.

"It's none of your business, that's what it is!" I yell. Not waiting for him to reply, I shove the heavenly-sent man out of the way and step into the apartment. 

Behind me, I can hear the chuckles of Jay and Alex as they too walk into the apartment. Inside the apartment I gaze at the trash littering the whole living room. There are pizza boxes everywhere and fast food bags. There are like thousands of beer bottles everywhere, on the floor, on the couches, on the coffee table. There are also cigarette buds lying around.

As if the place ain't nasty enough as it already is, there is also this dodgy smell hanging in the atmosphere. Unable to keep it in and also because I don't have a filter, I voice my opinion to the man.

"Damn! Why the fuck does it smell like the devil took a shit in here?" I ask, my face scrunched up in disgust.

Jay coughs out a laugh, but quickly holds it in when Mr Sexiest Man Alive shoots him a death glare. Turning his icy glare away from Jay, he focuses it on me.