I don't know you

Sticky situation

Tonys p.o.v

"Well do you have any other ideas, Rodney???"

"well..i don't know! try talking to him slowly" i glared at him

"Dont you think i tried that! the kid is zoned out! like he's in another planet! and last time i did i almost chocked! im not going through that again!! *huff*''

"what did you even do to him?i told you to just give him an easy Pep talk how did this even happen!" i widened my eyes i did try to give him an easy pep talk I didnt even scream at the kid!

"would you would you take it easy on the repulsers you blasting my kitchen!*gasp* no no you know what i don't care anymore and for your information I DIDNT do anything! i just touched his shoulder! and he started screaming saying i wasn't real! the next thing i know he says im real and this happens" i pointed towards my chest the kid refusing to budge...or move or anything at all..is he..is he even breathing?

"okay..then dont talk to him just call him take it easy on him first or something" i sighed as i looked down at the kid his eyes still wide open staring into the distance i ran a hand across my face

"kid, bud, peter? Pete?" at that last one he tightened his hold even more then before i gasped for air should have not said that should have said Pete there were warnings!

"Rodney Rodney help help!" he ran up to me and grabbed one of his legs pulling backwards and me pulling frontwards trying to get the kid off me but hes stuck like glue 

"uh...guys am i interrupting something?" oh no oh no no no no no no not today!! Rodney dropped the kids legs them going back to hug my legs as i groaned in frustration of course i forgot

"tony please tell me you didnt forget to reschedule  the accords editation meeting" i huffed as i turned to Clint his eyes still wide looking at the kid then back up at me 

"*sigh*" i looked downwards at the kid then up to rhodes his eyes wide hands crossed against his chest and i thought if a blood-thirsty angry clingy spider-kid that doesn't know what real from not from the future was bad enough! *sigh*

" there here but before you say anything mabye just mabye we can use this to our advantage" he must have noticed what i was trying to say because he snapped his head up at Clint and called him

"hey clint?" he looked at the kid and i huffed in annoyance

"hey eyes up here not down there can you just-ca your just come here for a sec?" he finally snapped his head up at us and blinked twice before walking over to Rhodes

"good, good so here's what where going to do, Rodney you suit your holding back power, use full power, clint grab your grappling hook and tie it to one of his feet and pull, ill try to walk back so i can get more space"

''uh..dont you think that's a little too far?" both me and rhodney glared at clint, well rodneys suit glared at clint

"okay okay I get it" he tied one end of his grappling hook and started pulling backwards as Rodney grabbed another foot doing the same

"so whos the kid?" i sighed as i looked down using one hand to grab the sofa and the other to grab the chair to distance my self at least just an inch

"clint spider-man, spider-man clint" at that he widened his eyes and the pull had less force

"DONT STOP PULLING MAN" rhodney screamed that must have snapped him out of it because he started pulling harder

"your telling me *huff* because spider-man *grunt* the one that caught bucks arm, the one that carried an *huff* airplane terminal is a 15-year-old kid?!" i gasped in relief when i felt an inch get loose its the same tightness that it was before i said Pete never saying that again

"yup"

"and why *grunt* is spiderman, specifically the one that is fif*huff* teen years old on your feet?"

"id love to know that too tony" i glared at rhodes doesn't he think i want to know that to!

"of i knew i would tell you!!"

"does nayone else think this is amazing material for blac*huff* mail*" he went behind the kitchens counter putting his legs up the cupboard and pulling harder on the rope but he wouldn't even budge

"Rhodney are you even trying???"

"dude this suits is on full power!" of course it is

"hey look someone finally ade a better grand entrance then you stark"

"SHUT UP AND PULL!"

"alright alright"

(4 hours later)

"Okay this isn't working my hands are killing me here *sigh" clint dropped his hook and Rodney powered off his suit stepping out of it and walking over

"Any ideas?" at that clint smiled one of those 'i have an idea but you're so going to kill me if I do it because i dont know whether it's bad or good'

"where not getting thor because of a clingy spider-kid clint" at that his smile dropped...or..no no that a bad idea i ran a hand through my hair now covered in sweet from the heat of rhodneys repulsers and the pulling

"well, what do you expect us to do! the kid is hanging on to you like if he let go he'll die!" at that, both rhodeny and i froze i slowly turned towards him with wide eyes him having the same idea does he think? no way no way he...thinks...i looked at Rodney and saw him use his hands in a motion as to say 'use easy words' i nodded and lowered my head towards the kid and sucked in a breath god i hope this works