1. WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL?
Music: We have tube for that.
Geography: I'll buy a globe.
Maths: That's why we have calculators.
Spanish: There's Dora.
English: Everything is shortened anyway (LOL, BRB, IDK,WTF.)
History: They're all dead anyway.
2. Girls are forever,
Boys are whatever.
When worst comes
To worst, my girls
Come FIRST
3. I CAN RELATE:
Charging your phone
5 minutes before u leave
Because u think it will
Make a difference!
4. When I was born I was so
suprised, I didn't talk for a year!
5. Dream as if u will live forever
Live as if you will die tomorrow!
(Half way there.)
6. Homework HURT trees,
7. Some people deserve to be hi-fived...
...in the face...
...with a chair...
8. SIBLING PROPERTY RULES...
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I'm holding it, it's mine.
3. If I take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6.if it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it is broken, it's yours.
9. The more you learn,
The more you know,
The more you know,
The more you forget,
The more you forget,
The less you know,
So why learn!!!
10. The human brain is amazing.
It function 24 hours,365 days.
It functions right from the time
We were born and only stops when we
...TAKE EXAMS!!!
I've wrote my 10 jokes and quotes for now, but I will find some more, sorry, bye!
