1. Friends are like wedgies...
They know your inner self...
Their immediately close...
And it feels great when you pick a good one out!!!
2. Blonde: blondes have the most fun!
Brunette: but brunettes remember it the next day!!!
3. Texting +
Facebook =
Textbook!!!
So I'm studying right ( for a maths test!!!!)
4. Right handed people on average life
10 years longer than left handed people!!!
5. I mastache you a question
But I will shave it for later!!!
6. You you you you you you you
You you you you you you you
You you you you you you you
You you you you you you you
Your so lazy you didn't read all the YOU' S above! You also didn't notice that one of them is actually " YOO"!
Now your trying to find the "YOO"! And your disappointed because you can't find it!!!
7. I did NOT hit you I simply
high-fived you I the face
8. I'm the kind of person that can watch 100 horror movies and not get scared but always scream at the top of my Lounges when the toast pops out the toaster!
9. Why is it called a drive
through if you have to stop?
10. Why is an alarm clock going off
When it actually turns on?
