Part 3(another 10 funny jokes and quotes)

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1. You're the ice to my cream
You're the cocoa to my puffs
You're the M to my M & M's
You're the help to my mend
BUT MOST OF ALL
you're the BEST to my FRIEND!!!!!!!!

2. You can't buy happiness
But you can buy ice cream
(That's close enough right!!!)

3. Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me
Not for you
By a chance
You take my place
I'll take my fist
And smash your face!!!

4. I had a dream about you
"REALLY "
Yeah, you died!!!

5. That awkward moment
When you realise that Dora
The Explorer has more freedom
Than you do and she's five!!!

6. I am a lover
Not a fighter
But I'll fight for
what I love!!!

7. Me and you are friends
You smile, I smile
You hurt, I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off a bridge
I'm gonna miss your e-mails

8. You got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
You think I'm tripping?
Tie my shoe.
If you like, me great.
If you hate me, even better.
You think you know me?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!

- You don't have to love me.
You don't even have to like me,
But you will,
RESPECT ME!!!

9. Blonde: What does IDK mean.
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG know one knows!!!

10. Well that's not a good word!!!
BAD!!!!!!!!!

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