1. I love having a relationship
With my bed, no commitment
Needed, We just sleep together
Every night!!!
2. If a blonde and a brunette
Fell of a building, who would
Hit the ground first?
-The brunette, cause the blonde
Would have to stop for directions!!.,
3. If you have a problem,
FACE IT..
Don't FACEBOOK IT!!!
4. A good friend helps
You up when you fall-
A best friend burst out
Laughing, trips you
Again and continues
To laugh!!!
5. Everything good in life
Is either ILLEGAL,
FATTENING OR BAD!!!
6. Things to do today:
1. Get up,
2. Survive,
3. Go back to bed!!!
7. You are:
-hot
-sexy
-cool
Oops sorry wrong person!!!
8. One minute of kissing
Burns 26 calories,
No wonder all those sluts
Are so damn skinning!!!
9. Laugh your heart out
Dance in the rain
Cherish the moment
Ignore the pain
Live, laugh, love
Forgive and forget
Life's to short
To be living with regrets!!!
10. Hey you.
Yeah you.
No, not you...
The other guy.
You right there!
Yes, you!
Do you like tacos?
!!!!!!!!!!
I've wrote my 10 jokes and quotes for now, I will find some more soon sorry, bye
