1. Just because- I'm quiet-
Doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say
Just because- I seem happy-
It doesn't mean everything is ok
Just because- I forgive-
Doesn't mean I forget
Just because- I don't listen-
Doesn't mean I don't care
Just because- I don't show my feelings-
Doesn't mean I don't have any
And just because- I say I don't love you-
Doesn't mean I don't!!!
2. Lose your pen= no pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= no diploma
No diploma= no work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no marriage
No marriage= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= death
LESSON: DO NOT LOSE YOUR PEN, YOU WILL DIE!!!
3. 10 ways to annoy people!!!
1. Name your dog 'dog'
2. Say random numbers while they are counting
3. Begin all you sentences with ' ohh la la!'
4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice
5. Wear your pants backwards on purpose
6. Ask people what gender they are
7. Ask your waiter for an extra chair for your 'imaginary friend.'
8. Sing along at the opera
9. Mow your lawn with scissors when people are watching
10. Honk and wave to strangers
4. Boy: I love you
Girl: prove it to me, scream it to the world
Boy: "whispers". I LOVE YOU
Girl: why did you whisper it to me
Boy: Cause you're my world
5. Toothbrush:
I have the worst job ever.
Toilet brush:
That's what you think.
6. My weekly calendar:
s m t W T F s
W T F it's almost the weekend!!!
7. The last thing I want to do is hurt you😆
But that's still on the list😈
8. Never leave the guy that
will do anything for you,
For the guy thatWill
do anything to you.
9. Best friends are
The siblings GOD
Forgot to give us
10. When a girl is in love
You can see it in their smile
When a boy is in love
you can see it I their eyes!
