RWBY x Realistic Male Reader (Dark Path)

Introduction

Some disclaimers :

English's not my mother tongue, I'll make lot of mistakes. Point them out if you want, I'll correct them

There will be lots of references, so thumbs up to whoever gets them, and I'm gonna do some 4th wall breaking too, so... brace yourself.

I'm open to all criticism, don't hesitate for a second to give your advice or opinions, in the form you want (please do use crude words, I'm not a snowflake)

Spoiler alert, I will talk about all of RWBY, so don't blame me if you get spoiled okay?

If you are allergic to dark humor you're most likely going to die from reading this, so refrain form doing so (not that I care much, but I warn you anyway)

I hope you like blood, violence, physical and mental torture and brainwashing because it's gonna happen, it's not a story for kids

Here's a description of you: (that sounds weird...)

You're a healthy guy, with a naturally good body (you somehow never get fat, like a damn sayan, god bless your genes), but that's it, you don't do martial arts or things like this, but you come from a family of hunters (real life ones, obviously), so you know full well how to use a rifle, and you could do good with basically any firearm

You're in High School, and you do quite well, but you're not doing much, so maybe you could do way better if you tried harder

You're well versed in pop-culture(what a surprise huh?), and you love science, and over all, you like to be realistic

If you had the choice, you would rather be the villain than the hero, or better, an anti-hero ( your the chaotic-good type), so your selfish, but you respect people who deserve it, and you know how to respect authority, and you'll respect it, for you know that's it's rarely good to oppose it, and rarely bad to have by your side...

You don't really know how to fight, but you are 1.80m, broad-shouldered and, till yet, that was always enough to scare the shit out of the small fry and win over the rare fools that got you to see red enough or got in a fight with you

Because of your family being hunters, you've already take the live of some animals (poor bambi), but never one of a human, but you already thought about it, and you know that if the time come, and you have a good reason for it, you'll not hesitate to kill

You will gladly help people in need if you have the possibility and strength to do it, because, your credo is something like: Everything is permitted, but don't be an asshole (and some things are true)

And for your appearance, well... Be as you see fit, it's a y/n story after all.

Oh, I almost forgot, you never had a girlfriend

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Italic means it's what y/n think, example:

This person is stupid

Bold means it me, the author who talk, example:

I hope you liked this chapter

If something is between two * and in bold, it means it's a description of a sound, example:

*BOUM*

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Okay, now that I have made my introduction, to the actual story!

-Haiko