RWBY x Realistic Male Reader (Dark Path)

Chapter 1: Isekai-ed

(y/n POV)

I was in the hallway, chatting with my friends about RWBY, and like usual, I'm again justifying why I think General Ironwood is the only sane person in the world of Remnant

Me: "Guys, how many times do I need to say it? They're all a bunch of teens, and while I admit they're good fighters, they're completely stupid, they act like they are living in a fairy tail, but they are actually living in a dark-fantasy! Like when Ruby said "We don't need to kill you to stop you, and we will stop you", that's bullcrap! She can't do shit! She blames Ozpin for not telling them the truth, and then she hides it from Ironwood! The only ally they still have! What the fuck! And when he decided to take action, and to not do the right thing, but the logical thing, they turn against him and stop him from trying to save what there is left to save! And now what?! They're alone against Salem, in person, this giant Grimm whale and probably an army of flying, and non-flying grimms! Atlas military is in no condition to fight that! And they're the best army in the world! Penny may have the power of the winter Maiden, but she just got it, she won't be able to deal with that! I'm curious to see how the writers are going to turn that on!"

While I'm waiting for them to burst in anger because I just criticized their favorite show, I notice they're taking too long to answer, and look at them worried I just crossed the line

Weird, I didn't go that far, like the time I said Pyrrha was stupid and died for nothing, leaving Jaune alone

Which I really thought was dumb, but maybe the fact that I really liked Pyrrha got mixed with my sense of criticism

Anyways, when I look at my friends, they're completely motionless, I look to the left, only to see more frozen people, I then look to the right, thinking it may be the work of a new stand user, when I hear this strangely familiar voice

???: y/n!

I look left again, to see some sort of man-shaped shadow, and begin to move toward him

???: Oh! You're approching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?

Me, thinking this is the best moment of my life: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"

???: Oh ho ! Then come as close as you like

*sound of shoes hitting the floor*

As we both stop, close to each other, I hope he's not actually going to fight me, and then he bursts out laughing.

???: Ahahahahah! I knew you were going to be a funny one!

Me: Well thank you, but who and what are you?

???: I am what you could call, God

I pinch my cheeks, thinking I've somehow been drugged or that I'm dreaming

Me: Really? Prove it

Self-proclaimed God: I knew this was going to be complicated... Look, you and I both know that there is no way I can do that, because you would just say it's a dream, so how about we get to the topic?

Me: Well you're right, so, I'm going isekai?

I'll know quickly if he's lying anyway

Self-proclaimed God: Well that made it a lot easier. And basically, yes, but as I'm a sympathetic person, I'm asking you, do you want to go over to another world?

Me: Okay, first: Where? What kind of world? Because if I'm going to world of Attack on Titan, I'll pass.

God: You'd be going to Remnant