Owahns shrektacular adventure

5

Eventually the evening came to an end. The Shreks packed up their stuff and left the park.
Everyone was exhausted during the drive home. Donkey and Farquaad sat snuggled up in the back seat while Owahn rested his head on Shrek's hairy shoulder.
It was at that moment that Shrek decided that he wanted to spend more time with Owahn. Alone.
Once they were back home Shrek asked Owahn if he wanted to go on a camping trip but of course he was to tired to answer. Shrek placed him in his large ogre bed and told Fiona to sleep on the couch.

'But-'

'BABE LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!'

'Sleep in the baby's old room for heaven's sake. I couldn't care less.' stated shrek nonchalantly

'Oh you mean the babies we SOLD!?

'Good times good times!' Shrek chuckled, shaking his head.

The couple smiled reflecting on their wise past decisions. Thank god for Farquad.

**********The next day************
Shrek woke up with a yawn. He could feel the presence of Owahn's small child body beside him. He smiled to himself.
It wasn't long till Owahn woke as well.

'Oy what da you think about camp'in?' Shrek asked eagerly.
Owahn blushed profusely. 'I-I don't know... I've never done it before...'
'It's okay I will be with you every step of the way...' shrek reassured, clasping Owahns hands.

'Sweetie-'
'Shut up Owahn this is sentimental.' Shrek snapped. 'As I was saying, I will be with you... you know what fuck it. Lets just go camping.' With that shrek picked up Owahn and threw him in the onion carriage.

'Shrek what the fu-'

'YEET' shrieked shrek as he threw his soulmate lovingly through the air and slammed the door behind him. This was after all a shreknapping.

'Is it just the two of us this time?' Owahn gulped.
Shrek glanced back at him. 'You bet' he said with a mischievous expression
'They were only holdin us back babe.'

'Where are we going did you even pack?'

'Ahh were goin to me cabin in the woods. Where people wont be able to hear you scream. Or should I say...'

'SHREK!'

'Owahn!' Shrek said, matching his tone and pitch perfectly.

'Why. Why are you like this.' Owahn said to an oblivious Shrek, who was in the middle of making thrusting motions.

'Like what darlin? Too hot to handle?'

'Ight I'm out.' With that Owahn tried to open the carriage door but was soon stopped by shrek.
'Owahn I've wanted to be alone with you ever since I layed eyes on you. This trip would mean so much to me if you came along. Do you think you could do that for me?'
Owahn faltered. Shreks expression was overpowering at that moment. He had nothing more to say. 'Yes daddy' he replied.
Looking at Owahn lovingly, Shrek tilted his chin upwards slowly so they locked eyes.

'Hmmm' Shrek purred smirking

'What?' Owahn asked innocently, twiddling his thumbs.
 
'Call me that more often' he groaned

'Daddy?' Owahn questioned, making
Shrek moan louder at Owahn's words.

The tension began to build in the hot little onion carriage but just then shrek pulled away.
'Oh the things I'm going to do to you once we get to the campground...' he trailed off leaving Owahn practically drooling, near begging for more.

'Were nearly there. What do you want to do while we... wait?'
Owahn knew exactly what or rather whom he wanted to do but he kept quiet.

                        Ending 1
     (1 of the writers personal favorites)
Soon enough, they arrived at the cabin. Shrek got out of the carriage holding the door for Owahn. 'C'mon it's time. Let's go honey.'

Picking him up bridal style, they heard something overhead and a big shadow fell on them. Laughing giddily - they looked up smiling registering the fact that there was a big nuke above them. Smiling knowingly, Owahn sighed and they began to kiss passionately.

                        Ending 2
They exited the carriage, Owahn still very excited by shreks threat (or promise, he couldn't really tell.)
Shrek began to look around for something and emerged from the carriage with a pair of handcuffs and a smirk. 'You've been a bad boy Owahn. A very. Very bad boy.' Shrek chuckled darkly walking closer to Owahn. He held a look of pure sadistic amusement at the sight of Owahn trembling in fear. Or atleast, something similar.
'Y-yes daddy' Owahn stammered, keeping his head down in submission as Shrek closed in on him.
Owahn knew in that moment that he was truly fucked.

                              Ending 3

Owahn looked out the window as they pulled up to a nice log cabin. Confused, he turned to Shrek.
'Wh-who are those people? I thought you said we'd be alone.'

'Oh but arnt we? Don't worry. They are long gone by now.'

'What do you mean by that?' The young human askes and walked closer to the cabin and nearly screamed.

NOTE: Please comment on which ending we should build on for the next chapter. It would really help.
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-The authors