Owahns shrektacular adventure

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The dinner table was quiet. Sitting across from Shrek, Owahn could feel the unbearable sexual tension between himself and the muscley ogre. Everyone felt it. Even the children.
When everyone finished eating, as if on queue Fiona got up from the table, obviously uncomfortable with the situation.
"I think it's bedtime for the little guys" she stated awkwardly. The childs groaned in protest.
All of a sudden, there was a knock at the front door. Both Owahn and Shrek turned to see who it was. "SHREK YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT GO PUT THE KIDS TO SLEEP!" She snapped.
Shrek quickly hopped out of his chair, at the sudden outburst, and went towards their room.

Fiona's P.O.V.

After watching her dead-beat husband retreat back into the kidlings room
she head towards the door quickly, anticipating who it was. Having barely opened the door, the man across from her pulled her into a deep kiss. Biting her lip sensually, he drew closer to her wanting more. Backing away and gasping for air, she turns to him blushing madly.

'Not right now! Shreks still tucking the kids in!' She gasped with lust filled eyes. 'And I don't even know your name...'

Owahn looked around awkwardly not knowing what the hell just happened. He felt tingly again, oddly excited at this turn of events.

Fiona, who had just then realized what she had done began to blush harder then she ever had before. "Please... Owahn... tell Shrek about this..."
Owahn sat in shock. "I-I will if thats what you really want..." he mumbled, feeling guilty about his obvious selfish reasoning for telling Shrek about fiona and this man.
Fiona turned back to the hottest dwarf-man in existance who stood before her. He had jet black shoulder length hair. He wore what looked to be a knights tunic with the royal symbol embroidered over his shoulder. She could barely restrain herself at the thought of being with him. Just his dashing looks alone made her forget all about Shrek.

Owahn's POV.

Owahn turned away and ran towards his hunk just as he left the kiddlings room, rushing straight into his soft tummy. It was then that Owahn really noticed the difference in their heights. Shrek towered over Owahn by a foot, maybe two. He had to be 6'0" at least...
It didn't take long for Owahn to realize that he had his hands placed on Shreks chest. He could feel Shreks onion-y breath on his freckled face. Owahn quickly tried to move to cover his now iridescently red face but Shreks strong musk filled ogre hands stopped him. Time seemed to stand still as their eyes met, and in that moment Owahn was happier then he had ever been in his life.
Slowly, shrek began to lean down, Owahns breath caught in his throat as he realized what was happening. He could feel the ogres heart beating through his thin tight tunic. Suddenly Shrek pulled Owahn up against himself and kissed him with everything he had. This kiss was long and passionate. Owahn could feel Shrek pulling him backwards into the kids room but he was too flustered to react. Shrek pinned him up against the wall and deepened the kiss, stopping only to breathe.
Suddenly shrek pulled away. "We're gonna hav' t'a be quiet so we don't wake up the lil shitz." He mumbled against Owahns neck. Owahn looked up slowly.

'Fi-fiona... and this other strange man...'

'Hey. Farquad? Don't mind him.'
Owhan blinked feeling shy. "D-do you think maybe...we...could have some fun with him...uwu?"👉👈🥺

'Of course my dear onion...' he trailed off as he began to kiss lower...and lower.
Owhans heart was beating out of his chest at that point. He was so excited that he thought he might explode. But just as Shrek reached his belt buckle, Fiona and the dwarf man burst in the door, deep in a passionate kiss. They didn't seem to notice their surroundings as they knocked over everything on the nearby dresser causing a lamp to go toppling to the ground. Only when the kiddlings began to cry did they cease their hungry assault on each other.

Shrek and Owhan sat in awe, unsure on how to react. Not embarrassed at all, Farquad composed himself and went off to search for the kids.

"Honey..." Fiona said quietly "I think I might have just sold the kids..."

'Finally... thank god.' Shrek responded gleefully.

"Y-your not...mad?" She seemed surprised.

'I was the one who suggested to in the first place, remember?!'

In that moment Fiona seemed dejected, still flustered by the recent events. "I...well okay I guess." she stated while kicking a teddy bear across the room.

'We could've ate them but I mean we need the money for the toys.'
Owahn sat there, confused as always. Wondering If he should be appalled or turned on by the fact that they would consider eating their kids. He decided to be turned on.

Donkey POV.

Donkey had been sitting at the table for the past 20 minutes.It was at this point that he finally decided to see what was going on.
It wasn't unusual for him to just show up in Shrek's House. But because they obviously had a visitor, Donkey decided to wait outside for a while. Like literally just sit right in front of the door.
Suddenly, a rather handsome dwarf-like man came burstinqg out the front door with shrek and Fiona's babies in hand; laughing rather satanically.

"Somebody once- oh hello" the dwarf paused, flinging one of the childs over his shoulder, and another through a window. "Who might you be?" He asked, obviously interested in Donkey.
Donkey was confused at this, he raised an eyebrow in suspicion. "Why are you holding my nieces and nephew?" Farquad was already showing his wonderful parental prowess.
'Ahh... are you referring to the little hairy balls in my hand?'
Donkey was then convinced that there was foul play involved in this situation. "Look man, If you don't give those kids back...there's gonna be trouble." He started defensively, edging closer to the utterly gorgeous dwarf man.
'Farquad jr, Greeny and Child #3 are mine now. Don't you realize that?'

It was in that moment that Donkey realized who he was talking to. And he hated him.
Donkey readied himself to launch at lord Farquad, growling in distaste. Farquad laughed and Child #3 burped happily.
Suddenly Donkey lost control of his rage, throwing himself at the man and wrestling him to the ground. They fought for what seemed like hours each one getting in at least ten punches.
Farquad used Farquad jr as a sword as Greeny came back inside from the window.
But just as Farquad was about to hit what might have been the winning blow, he stopped. He and donkey were in a very compromised position at this point. Donkey lay beneath him as Farquad dangled a child from his left shoulder.
All of a sudden Lord Farquad dropped Greeny and pulled the donkey closer.
Their lips met and yet another passionate kiss was instigated. Pulling Farquad closer, Donkey tried getting on top but every attempt failed and only made the situation hotter. Grinding slowly against Donkey, Farquads breath quickened.

'F-Far-Farquad...' Donkey gasped. Farquad nibbled his ear and Donkey moaned, just happy with this turn of events.

'You like this horse-man?' Farquad said with a smirk. Donkey could only groan in response.
Just as they were about to 'do the deed' shrek burst through the front door in search of Donkey

'SOMEBODY-'

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