I... I like Kacchan!

Ask principal Nezu.

Midoriya heard argent knocking followed with some muttering.

Midoriya frowned and went to open his door.

A bunch of people nearly ran him over trying to get in his room.

"Hi Deku!" Uraraka looked smug

"Mornin Midoriya!" Kirishima grinned

"Hey early bird." Ashido said

"Hello Midoriya." Asui waved

"Hey man!" Kaminari smiled

"Good morning Midoriya." Todoroki said

"Very good morning indeed." Sero winked

"Izuku Midoriya did you commit any sexual activities last night?" Iida asked

"Um hi ev- wait what did you ask Iida?" Midoriya's eyes grew big

"I asked if you and Bakugou did anything inappropriate last night." Iida pushed his glasses up

"Wa- why would you ask t- that?" Midoriya's face was red

"We just saw Bakugou walk out of your room in his underwear." Kaminari answered

"He looked pretty embarrassed when we caught him leaving." Uraraka added

"We saw him first and unfortunately that's going to be burned in your my retinas forever." Todoroki rolled his eyes

"Yea then when he turned to leave he ran into us." Kirishima pointed to the Bakusquad

"It was pretty funny." Asui and Ashido said at the same time

Midoriya was having a hard time gathering his thoughts. All his and Bakugou's friends think they did something.

"Midoriya?" Iida tried to get his attention

Midoriya was staring at the floor.

"Uh I think we broke him." Kirishima said

~Midoriya.exe has stopped working~

"Yo I got it. Hey Midoriya look it's All Might." Kaminari pointed behind Midoriya

For some reason that worked and Midoriya turned around to see.

"Hey you tricked me." Midoriya pouted

"Sorry. I can't believe that worked though." Kaminari laughed

*Ahem* "Midoriya." Iida looked sternly at him

"Um n- no we didn't do anything." Midoriya finally answered

"Oh Iida leave him alone. Even if they did, it's none of our business." Ashido told Iida

"That's breaking the rules though." Iida crossed his arms

"We didn't do anything guys." Midoriya said again

"So if Uraraka invited you over to do the dirty, you're you could say no." Kaminari asked Iida

Uraraka blushed hard.

"I most certainly would. I follow the rules." Iida told him

~Okay Mr. I tried to kill Stain.~

"You totally would not." Ashido said

"Uh guys." Midoriya said but was ignored

"I will not and do not, break the rules." Iida argued

~lies~

"You don't to be such a police officer Iida." Todoroki told him