Calum Hood's Secret Sister

Chapter 12

Catherine's point of view

"Man down!" I yelled as I was hit with the pillow Ashton threw. I fell to the floor and Kelsey got down on her knees in front of me with Calum and Ashton. "Go on without me," I said, fake coughing.

"She's dying, do something!" Kelsey played along and Calum shook his head. "What do you mean?"

"There's nothing we can do," Calum said and looked at Ashton. I started shutting my eyes and I heard gasps. "I'm sorry,"

"She'll be in a much better place soon," Ashton said and I could hear Luke's laugh. It was so adorable. You can hear his little gasps in it and just imagine him holding his stomach, or throwing his head back, or leaning forward with his eyes screwed shut.

Oh god, I blame Kelsey for making me think this way.

"Just kiss already!" I head Michael yell and Luke's laugh got louder. God, his laugh as so adorable, but I had to stay in character.

"No! The doctors don't kiss until after they put the body in the morgue!" Kelsey said back and I opened my eyes in shock. She got so into this little joke, it's quite cool. She gets it from me.

"What!" Calum and Ashton yelled in sync. Woah, scary.

"Cat, get up," my mum said as she walked out of the hallway. I had totally forgot she was here. "Who wants something to eat?" she asked as she went into the kitchen.

"I want your Lasagne Marg! I haven't had it in forever!" Kelsey yelled as she left me and the boys alone to go with my mum. She obviously loves my mum's food means more than me, ouch.

"Well!" I yelled sassily as I got up. "Just leave your dead best friend on the floor to eat her mother's food, why don't ya?" I yelled and she laughed.

"Been there done that," she yelled back and I huffed. I took a seat on the couch and looked at Michael and Luke. Luke was still dying of laughter, and it was incredibly adorable.

"You guys gonna stay for dinner?" I asked and Michael looked at Calum and Ashton, who were standing up. "I'm sure we have enough food for all of us."

"Impossible, Michael and Luke's stomachs are like bottomless pits." Ashton said and I laughed. I rolled my eyes and leaned back on the couch.

"Trust me, you'll get full, they always do." I said, referring to every guy who's said they had a 'never ending appetite' and then ate my mum's food, aka 3.

"Who's 'they'?" Ashton asked and Calum looked at him. I bet he wanted to say that himself. Eh, you snooze you lose Cal.

"My ex, Kelsey's boyfriend, my father." I said, listing the three guys. "Like they said they could never get full, who knows how many bites later bites later, 'I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!'." I said and they chuckled at my impersonation of my father.

"Hey! I do not sound like that," my dad said and I rolled my eyes. "I have a manly voice, not the voice of a teenage girl," he said and I looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "OH MY GOD MY BABIES ARE ON THE T.V!" he said in a high-pitched squealy voice, causing us all to laugh.

"That's Kelsey, not me," I said amused and we laughed. "I'm just like, 'I love that band so much, look at them'." I said cooly.

"That's Ashton," Luke said and I chuckled. "Then there's Michael who freaks out and GETS ALL EXCITED AND YELLS AND THEN remembers he's inside so he lowers his voice." he said, imitating Michael who pushed him off the couch.

"At least I don't dance around naked," Michael said, eyeing Calum. He got up and started dancing. We all started laughing again, even my dad who watched them was laughing.

"You guys are idiots," Calum said. "But at least I don't steal everyone's clothes and have them freak out over where all their clean underwear went." he said looking at Luke.

"That was one time," Luke said and I rolled my eyes. My dad came over and sat beside me. They continued bickering and he just laughed.

"They're not what I expected them to be like," he said and I nodded. "I expected them to be how me and my friends used to be."

"And how was that?" I asked with a raises eyebrow.

"Hormonal, dangerous, and manly." he said and I laughed. "What? It's true, they're not very manly. I mean he's giggling and blushing, he has a stuffed penguin with him, and they're all in skinny jeans. What man can wear skinny jeans without suffocating their junk?"

"Dad," I yelled and laughed at the same time. "Mum! You're husband is making fun of my friends! He said they're not-" I yelled but he cut me off before I could finish and placed his hand on my mouth.

"-Bad! Her friends aren't bad honey! They're lovely boys!" he yelled and I rolled my eyes. How is he even my father? He acts like a sixteen year old boy.

I ripped his hand off of my mouth and glared at him playfully. "I hate you," I said and he rolled his eyes. He kissed my head and Calum watched, creepy boy.

"Love you too sweetie," he said and stood up. "I'm gonna go help your mum and Kelsey in the kitchen," he said. "Don't break anything," he said to me and I nodded.

"Break everything!" I said and they laughed. Even my dad who was making his way towards our kitchen.
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"This is so good, oh my god," Michael moaned as he took a bite of my mum's homemade lasange. "Please come on tour with us and cook for us," he pleaded as I laughed.

"Oh god, I'm in love." Ashton said after he chewed. Luke and Calum agreed with them, but those two ate in silence.

"She's mine Michael, go away." I said and he nodded. He looked down at his plate and tool another bite of the pasta.

"I don't get a say in this?" my mum asked and I shook my head. She's my mum, only me and my dad get to eat her food every day.

"Yeah, you don't honey. You're stuck with me and Kelsey and Catherine over here." my dad said. "We're not letting you go with them,"

"Why not?" Ashton whined and I chuckled. "We're not bad boys, we occasionally trash hotel rooms but that's not that bad." he said.

"I'm worse than that. I threw waterballoons full of dry paint at random people at the park." I said and Kelsey spoke up.

"I can top that." she said and then stuck a finger up. She took a drink of her water and then set her fork on her plate. "I spray painted a giant dick on the side of our highschool." she said and the boys laughed.

"When I was in highschool I made half of the school's hair fall out and ruined prom by dropping neon paint on everyone." my dad said and I stuck a hand up.

"Nice," I said as we high-fived. Mum glared at us and I lowered my hand slowly. "Un not nice?" I said but it sounded like a question.

"Your mum was a good girl back then," my dad said and Kelsey bit back a remark since the band was with us. I rolled my eyes and let my dad continue. "She hated getting in trouble. She always did what she was told and got straight A's."

"I was my parents favorite because of that. All my sisters and brothers were trouble makers." my mum said and I took a bite of my food.

"Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught," Kelsey said and Michael pointed his fork at her.

"I see what you did there," he said and she laughed. "It didn't make sense because she wasn't bad in any way as Mr. Cat's dad said, but I see what you did there."

Sorry for the long wait, I was so busy you wouldn't even believe it haha. But here is the chapter, hope you like it.

Merry late christmas guys xx

~Allena aka Mrs. Irwin aka Queen Reject ♡