darkiplier fucking murders markiplier

listen to the fucking song

i walked down into my gun room where i keep all my guns and weapons and shit like that. i was going to fucking kill that bitch markiplier with my friend Antisepticeye. hell yeah. i thought back to that one time i binged all of Ash vs EVil Dead when it was on netflix, it might still be on netflix but i actually don't know, hopefully its still there. Anyways i was so inspired by ash i cut off my hand and replaced it with a chainsaw. fuck yeah. i grabbed like 10 guns or something idk i had one of those bags of holding (i watched a few of my friends play dnd one time at a party and the bag just.. can hold infinite thinsg? bro idfk) so i just put literally every weapon i had in there along with a few potions of regen and healing. i was ready. i walked outside my home and looked out into hell. "wow. this shit sucks" i thought to myself. ngl i wasnt wrong, hell sucks ass, everyone here is fuckin lame lol later nerds. i open a portal and go to the overworld. my first second there and i already hate it what the fuck. i spawned in some street, almost got hit by a car, shit sucked. anyways i could sense mark, and i bet he could sense me too. we arent supposed to be in the same realm ngl. suddenly anti appeared next to me. "sup" he said with a nod. i nodded back, we both knew where we were going next. we stopped a car all gta style and fucking threw the guy driving out. i under estimated my strength and when i threw him i accidentally threw him into a skyscraper, where he collided with the 67th floor window, becoming a fine paste on impact. "shit" i said. anti laughed. anyways we got in the car and began out journey to mark. the journey took 2 months considering he was in cali and we spawned in mother fucking russia. bitchass russia. i wouldve portaled over to cali but bitch tf portaling over to the mortal plane is hard enough, plus i get all my power from hell and i wasnt there so i was basically just a more beefy human at this point, no magic. i wouldve taken a plane but i couldnt cause im broke and also anti hates people so we just made the journey by car. it really sucked when we had to cross the ocean, that took forever. it also sucked cause i had a chainsaw hand now but whatever ig i can just grow a third arm if i so choose. growing new limbs isnt magic btw its just cause im such an advanced specimen i can just grow.  anyways we made it to cali. i could sense mark better than ever. i looked at anti and we both nodded at each other. we walked for a bit, i could feel mark getting closer and closer. we finally arrived at a very nice looking house, sorta like my castle just less evil ig. "hes here" i said. anti had a solemn look on his face.

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