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taehyung created a group chat.

taehyung added hoseok and 4 other
people to the group.

taehyung named the group
Thirsty Hoes.

Thirsty Hoes

taehyung: hello gays

taehyung: *guys

hoseok: where are u

namjoon: do any of you saw jin

hoseok: tae where are u

taehyung: lisTen to me furst hods

namjoon: furst hods

taehyung: sugt up namhoon

hoseok: im not supposed to laugh but

namjoon: fck u

taehyung: listen to me

hoseok: i cant hear u

namjoon: just let him

taehyung: wherw dud jungkiik and jumin go?!

hoseok: ure just normal typing a second ago what happened now

namjoon: jungkiik and jumin

hoseok: namjoon you're not helping

taehyung: abd why seokjin is flirtng wuth yoongi fck brp i saw hum forst

namjoon: why am i laughing at this

hoseok: can jungkook and jimin come through like i need a help here

taehyung: theyrw ficvkong hoseik dont bpther them

namjoon: they're what now

namjoon: tae are u seriously drunk right now didn't the university banned alcohol?????

hoseok: bold of u to assume those horny teenagers wont do anything ominous just to sneak in some namjoon

namjoon: of course they did

taehyung: fick y seokjum stop florting with yoingu

hoseok: im literally right here? ouch?

namjoon: im so sorry bro

hoseok: bRo

taehyung: wjy are u broing namjoon hoseok i thohth u like me

hoseok: i thought u like yoongi more

namjoon: what kdrama is this

taehyung: welk u thpght rigyh bicjt

taehyung: i loke yiu bpth

namjoon: aw

hoseok: why not only me?

taehyung: becayse i loke u bkth

namjoon: you know i was wondering how tf tae even managed to create a grp chat when he's out there.... drunk

hoseok: that's ur concern when im right here getting my heart broken?

taehyung: WHP HURY MY BABU

namjoon: babu

hoseok: namjoon you're seriously not helping

hoseok: tae where are u? im coming to get u

taehyung: oh yes pls that's kinky i like thay

namjoon: wtf

hoseok: i- u know what nvm just tell me where u are tae

taehyung: im rught next to thw puncg babu come to mw daddy

namjoon: i wish we're still on 2018 so i can use that thot begone spray meme without looking like a lameass old memer

namjoon: wtf hobi did he just called u daddy

hoseok: joon stfu

hoseok: im coming dont move tae wait for me there

taehyung: yes daddy ill behave taehyungie will wait for u to come

namjoon: uh

namjoon: wtf did i just read

namjoon: how tf did he managed to type that without typos when he's been sending cryptic messages a while ago?? im confusion???

hoseok: why not just look for seokjin and the others instead and let's get out of here

namjoon: wait that's a great idea

taehyung: daddy im wautinf

namjoon: jfc

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a/n: i really don't know what will i do with this story anymore h elp