Oh My God (SebaCiel)

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     I knew there was something wrong with this guy.

     I just fucking knew it.

"Do I watch anime?" Sebastian looked at me confused, as if I had asked him to show me his nudes.
    
      I stared at his pout and willed myself to keep on talking before I popped a fucking boner in public.

"Yeah, you know those Japanese cartoons where the boys look like girls and the girls always have tits the size of water-"

"Yes, I know exactly what you are referring to." There he goes again blushing like a virgin on her wedding night.

"Really."

"Yes."

"Mhm."

"What is it?"

"Nothing." Except how good you look right now.

    My stomach churns with regret as I recall what happened not even thirty minutes ago. We hardly know each other and yet here we are about to bask in the beauty of anime together.

     I take a deep breath as I continue to take the buttery popcorn out of its bag and pour it into a pastel pink bowl that Alois swore we had to have. Everyone has one, Ciel. Yeah right. I bet everyone has two dozen pink satin robes that match with said bowl too.

      Luckily, that maniac has left my room untampered with. I can't say the same for the rest of the house though. I turn around and glance into the living room. I'm surprised Sebastian hasn't said anything about the velvet blush covered sofa under his ass. Or the fluffy rose tinted pillows spilling off the cushions as they struggle to fit with the new addition of a human body. Not to mention the disastrous flower petal wallpaper Alois picked out when he was drunk off wine and the The Golden Girls.

    Maybe I should've asked Sebastian if we could go to his place.

    Maybe then I could have avoided the sudden rush of embarrassment. This is first time I bring anyone home but I didn't even give it a second thought when I dragged him through the neighborhood and into our driveway. I hadn't even realized what I was doing till he pointed at the door and asked if I was going to unlock it.

    Thank god that, for once, Alois had the decency to go fuck Claude into the oblivion at his own place far, far away from here.

     I washed my hands and dried them off with a no surprise there limited edition cotton candy washcloth that Alois bought on sale at the mall. It still cost more than my whole outfit, but who's keeping count.

     I grabbed the bowl and pulled a few drinks from the fridge as I made my way to the finest meal god has ever put before me.

"I'm back."

"I would suppose so considering the lack of space between us." He chuckled as he gently placed a hand on my thigh that oh shit was not supposed to be that close to him.

      I faked a cough as I tried to scoot away from him, but it was no use because he scooted with me. Just like this morning.

"Hold on, S-Sebastian, let me grab the remote,"

       Ciel, put it back in your goddamn pants. We're just watching a fucking episode and then he's leaving.

        Well, it is anime, that shit's never just one episode.

    
       

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