Oh My God (SebaCiel)

So Tired.

Well, that was my intention anyway.

Then he stopped me. I've known him for only five minutes tops, yet he's already my least favorite person at the moment. No one talks to my-

Your what, Sebastian? You're barely friends with him.

"Hey, jerkface. Look at me when I'm talking to you. I can assure you that I, too, have better things to look."

Blondie was back at it with the name calling. I sighed and turned around to face him.

"What do you want? You heard him, right? He wants me, and I'll be damned if I don't give him that. So if you'll please excuse me-"

"First of all, this is my house, and I don't give a fuck what Ciel wants right now. He's just a kid with a dick in his head and a brain in his pants. So don't make things harder than they have to be."

Well, they're definitely friends.

"How old are you, huh, do you have any idea how much trouble I'll make sure you get in for fooling around with a teenager? You could-"

"I'm seventeen years old."

Now he really looks pissed. His icy blue eyes just made the room five times colder. I could really use Britney right now.

"How dare you lie to me, you think I'm blind or something?!! You're six feet tall at least, not to mention that beast in between your legs, like come on, you expect me to believe teenagers look like that these days? Please."

He flipped his barely shoulder length hair back and scoffed as he looked me up and down.

"Look, I don't really care if you believe me or not. What I do care about is a boy upstairs, all by himself, crying his eyes out because some jerk decided to morally degrade him just for having fun. What a great friend he is."

I smirked with satisfaction as I saw his face fall and the guilt start to settle in.

Honestly, what a complete ass.

I made my way up the stairs, not forgetting to pick up the blankets Ciel had hazardously left stranded and wrapping them around my shoulders, letting his scent of warm vanilla embrace me.

Oh god, I'm so bent for this guy.

~~~~~~~deez nuts~~~~~~~

*knock knock*

"Go the fuck away!"

"Um... okay, then I'll see you at-"

"Sebastian!"

Ciel swung the door open so fast I'm surprised it didn't just start flying.

"What the fuck took you so long? I thought that you... left me... and had gone home or something. Even though we were having such a great time, maybe you regretted it, like I know I'm not exactly the sexiest person in the room, but probably sec-"

I tore Britney right off my back, draped it over Ciel's tiny body and yanked his small waist towards me until his torso smashed into mine. We stared at each other while I got lost in his beautiful cobalt blue eyes, swearing I could see my entire future in them.

Wait. What do I do now? What if he didn't want that... but he was just so cute.

This is just so exhausting.

I was just an eyelash away from blasting it to go bury myself alive when I heard The Best Thing Ever™️.

Ciel moaning.

Yes, a moan. From Ciel.

Okay, maybe not exactly a moan, like from an orgasm I gave him or anything but definitely a moan.

That sure did grab my attention as I dared to look down at him and saw his cheeks were dusted pink and his small, but plump lips, had parted to make room for The Best Thing Ever™️.

I probably would've tried something bold if I hadn't gotten distracted by something shiny flickering in the dark room behind him.

~~~~ciel's cute ass pov~~~~

This feels like a dream come true. Something about Sebastian just feels so right, like we were meant to be together.

Fuck. Just like those omegaverse mangas Mey-Rin loves so much. Damn, I always gave her so much shit for reading that garbage, but, suddenly, that "fated pairs" bullshit is starting to feel a little too real.

Ciel, you're fucking crazy, comparing your love life to yaoi manga of all things... lame.

Ha. What love life?

I tried focusing all my energy into bringing Sebastian closer, holding him tighter, but his body is just so tight and so big at the same time.

Fuck it all to hell, I could nut right here, right now if he would just say so.

Please, God, let him say so.

"Hey, princess?"

Here we go.

"Yes, ba- I mean Sebastian?"

I snuggled closer into his chest and inhaled till I felt dizzy.

So, so worth it. He smells like cinnamon and a hot, sexy piece of bacon.

That's how good it is.

"So is that a gigantic penis in the corner of of your room, or am I just crazy?"

"WHAT."

I screamed and pushed Sebastian away as I turned around and flicked the lights on to the reveal the biggest dick I had ever seen.

No, it wasn't Alois.

"What the fuck is that."

"It's your room, how would I know?"

I stared at the gigantic piece of is that fucking steel genitals sitting, balls and all, on my Captain Levi rug.

I always knew he was an uke, but for fucks sake, why did I have to find out like this.

"Ciel! I heard screaming, what the fuck is going on in...here?"

We both turned around just in time to see the second biggest dick's face twist and turn until it set into stone, as if he were constipated.

"Oh, no..."

"What is it Alois, spit it out."

"They put it in the wrong room."

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Haha, bye.