Oh My God (SebaCiel)

Ouch.

I don't know this person, but thank you for existing.^

~~~~ciels pov~~~~~

I'm not a runner.

No, seriously.

I'm barely a walker.

With these legs, you're probably surprised, but what can I say? Nobody's perfect, but I'm pretty damn close.

So when I get out of the shower and it's already 7:30, you can imagine the shock on Alois's face, mid spoon of chocolate ice cream in his mouth, as he watches me launch myself down the stairs and sprint towards the door. All in under a minute. Top that. I dare you.

       I'm running late, but it's not my fault. I swear.

"IM ALIVE, I'm ALIIIIIIVE, oH YEAHHH!"
    
     God, I'm so out of breathe just from the chorus. Let me start it over.

"NOTHING I say comes out RIGHTT. I can't LOVE without a FIIGHT. No one ever knows my NAME-"

"IF I HAVE TO HEAR THIS SONG ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I'll make SURE YOURE NOT ALIVE. GOD, you're not even singing on KEY!!"

       And there goes my wonderful morning shower. I hope he trips over a dick.

        I put down my shampoo bottle/microphone and reach for my phone that's sitting on the edge of the tub, proving its self worth as it gets drenched in water.

         That's when I see the time. I had been in the shower for an hour and thirty minutes and all I got done was my left ass cheek.

         .... I wish Sebastian had done my left ass cheek....

In my defense, it's not everyday you get to hear the voice of angel singing their heart out to that sick beat.... unless you're Ciel Phantomhive, then it's every morning.

"Fuck, fuck, FUCK! I better make it or I swear to-Sebastian!"

Oh, my fuck. Who looks that good in just regular blue skinny jeans? And that black long sleeved shirt with a fucking v-neck is so tight. You know what else is tight? Not Alois.

"Hey... I was just wondering if you-"

And that's where the best week ever turned into the worst week ever.

Sebastian, who had been sitting on the bench outside of school with an earbud jammed into each ear, probably listening to trash, took one look at me, one look, when he decided that suddenly I wasn't the hottest guy he had ever seen at this gross school, because he got up and left without even a glance at my direction.

It would've been so attractive if a dam in my eyes hadn't broke and started spilling out tears.

But then I remembered that it was his loss and it would be bad manners to let someone be sad because of me, so I used the sleeve of my shirt to wipe the snot of my face and got ready to give that son of a bitch a piece of this.

"HEY ASS-"

"Move, shortie."

Haha. I just knew I shouldn't have woken up this morning.

I turned around to face the douchebag that must've been talking to someone who wasn't me. But it's not just one douchebag, it's three of them.

"What did you just call me, fuckface?

Hold on, I remember this jerk, and the the two guys behind him too. First, they're not even that tall and-Oh shit. They're the from the cool clique. The always making out with a different girl in the middle of the fucking hallways, always shoving some nerd into a locker just for making eye contact, and, worst of all, always around Sebastian clique.

Just great Ciel, way to get on their fucking radar. How the hell are we gonna get out of this one.

"Leave him alone Edward, he's kind of hot, we can fuck him later if we play nice."

What.

"You're right Aleis, he'll make a fine meal with an ass like that."

Is everybody at this goddamn school a homosexual??

"Um, excuse me but that's my ass you're talking about, not a fucking slice of ham."

"Funny, too. Why haven't we met before?"

The third one finally spoke up. His haircut is so gay. Like what did he even ask for when he got it, "make me look like a lesbian from the 90s"? Even his name is gay, I think it's Charles or something. He's in my Spanish class and the girls are always talking about how pretty his face is and how sexy his brother looks with that mole. I've gotta agree with that last one. But I'm not gay...well... only for Sebastian.

Wait. Never mind. I forgot that I'm mad at that asshole for just completely ignoring me on a fucking Tuesday. Who the fuck does that shit?

Before these guys can continue to ruin my day, I walk past them, not forgetting to give them the bird, and make my way back to my lonely angel waiting for me at home.

I'm talking about my Eren body pillow, the fuck did you think?

I pass the gates when I remember why I even came all the way to this insane asylum in the first place. For him. Because I miss him. I woke up this morning and he was the first thing on my mind. But then he went and did that. He acted like I didn't even exist.... just like everyone else.

Great, now I'm the one who wants to eat pizza and wear a thong.

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Aleis—> Aleister Chamber—> Viscount of Druitt

Edward—> lizzy's bro

Babye.