Dear Future Husband
No wait let me restart that
Dear future idiot
I guess your wondering why I'm calling you an idiot well its because
1. You married me
2. You probably did something stupid
That is all the reasons why I actually called you an idiot but I'm sure that by the time you and I are married you may give me more reasons to call you an idiot like :
1. Buying the wrong toilet roll
2. Forgetting an important document
3. Saying something dumb
4. Maybe letting the dog run out of the yard
5. Or giving our 5 year old child sweets making him/her hyper
6. Or just because I think you're an idiot
But don't worry you won't always be called an idiot there may be times when I get called an idiot or act like one then you have every right to call me that ( but for your own good don't ) and I won't judge you.
And besides you and I could possibly both act like idiots together but that doesn't matter to me as long as we are both happy :)
P.S
You'll be my idiot anyway and I wouldn't have it any other way
Your Wife ( your idiot )
