『 𝐈'𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 』𝐦𝐲𝐠.

-jungkook and his bitch-

Jungkook pov

You stared at the clock waiting for class to end. Even though it wasn't your birthday and it was y/n's, he couldnt hold the fact that this is his best friend's 16th birthday. He kept tapping his foot and finally, finally!, the bell rang.

He grabbed his pre packed bag until a shy girl stopped him. He furrowed his eyebrows looking down at the short girl with a brown bob haircut. "May i help you?" Still confused. "W-we have a project to work on remember?" She shyly tucked her hair back.

Shit

He completely forgot they had a project to do. "P-project?" She nods playing with the hem of her sweater.

Why is this bitch acting like some japanese kawaii what the fuck—

"Its due tomorrow just to remind you" she said with her annoyingly high pitched voice. "How long do you think it will take?"
"About 2 hours give or take?" She twirled her hair.

What! Cant we work a little faster!!

"Are you sure it'll take that long?" She giggled while the boy cringed. "You wanna stay longer?" She seductively placed her hands on my chest. "Okay lets just finish this" the boy awkwardly moved away from what he newly called the— the bitch— and started to walk infront of her, tightening the grip on his bag straps.

He brought out his phone texting the group chat about y/n's surprise birthday telling them he had a situation and that he cant make it in time. "Fucking hate this shit" he mumbles to himself as he sees the bitch skipping towards his side.

The boy simply rolled his eyes just wanting to dash and go to his house to prepare for the special day.

〜〜〜

Yoongi's PoV

Group chat: y/n's birthday 🎂 🎉

Jungkook:
Guys I've got a situation

Jungkook:
So like I have this project due tomorrow and I completely forgot that I have to do it at this bitch's house

Yoongi:
A round of applause to the best friend 👏 👏

Jimin:
👏 👏

Jungkook:
I'll step on you 😡

Jimin:
Too bad you'll be at that bitch's house 🤪

Hoseok:
So Jungkook, What are you gonna do now

Jungkook:
I'm working on the project rn with her

Jungkook:
She keeps showing of her skirt showing her disgusting safety shorts 🤢🤢

Taehyung:
What color are the shorts

Jungkook:
Green

Taehyung:
Get out of there 😟😟

Jungkook:
I'll just be a little late

Yoongi:
Just don't go screwing around with that bitch

Jungkook:
Ew no

Jungkook:
I'm not wasting my v card on that little shit 🙄

Seokjin:
Lmao a virgin

Jimin:
HAHAHAHAHAH a viRgiN 😂 😂

Seokjin:
Shut up Jimin 😒

Seokjin:
I know youre a virgin too

Jimin:
I- fine 😔

Namjoon:
I've lost that shit years ago 😃

Taehyung:
I bet you got a paper cut while fucking your books

Taehyung:
#getraostednerd 🤪🤙

Namjoon:
You know I was thinking about letting you join me, yoongi, and hoseok's rap group

Namjoon:
But your too much of an asshole to join us ig 🙄

Namjoon:
#seeyalaterwannaberapper 🤪🤙

Yoongi:
I don't even wanna stay in that group anymore

Hoseok:
Why not it's a fun group

Yoongi:
I'm not joining a group where namjoon's stage name is young savage

Namjoon:
Excuse me that's an awesome name

Taehyung:
I was kinda disappointed awhile ago until I realised

Taehyung:
namjoon's stage name is young savage 😔

Jungkook:
This is when I stop looking up to Namjoon Hyung 😔

Jungkook:
#RIPcoolnamjoonhyung 😞

Seokjin:
For your information

Seokjin:
Namjoon isn't even cool periodt 😎

Seokjin:
Thats why you should look up to me 😌

Jimin:
Wait gotta pick up y/n!

Hoseok:
Im on my way to the buffalo shop

Yoongi:
Lmao Jin Hyung cut himself while slicing the strawberries HAHAHHAHA

Taehyung:
How the fuck is that funny

Yoongi:
Deal with my dark humor bitch 🙄

Yoongi:
Oh shit that was a deep cut 😯

Yoongi:

Namjoon:
Hey guys?

Namjoon:
I've got nothing to do so um...

Taehyung:
Why don't you go make some songs young savage 😌

Namjoon:
Shut up it's a cool name!

〜〜〜

Lmao I completely forgot to give taehyung a role. Whatever ig.

I feel sad cause I had to clean out my gallery so I have like a little memes left 😔

The next chapter are like individual chapter like what happens to each member or someshit

Okay bye love yall 💜💜