Bacon • Skepnoblade Oneshots

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A soulmate AU where you have to follow your watch to get to your soulmate. You can also see if they get hurt. 

“Hand it over.” He said, his deep, monotone voice making the cashier shiver in fear and give him all the cash in the register. He pulled out 100s to 1s, and made sure to give Technoblade every single last dollar as he stuffed it into a bag.

“Please, let me live!” The cashier said, horrified by the sight in front of him. The man wielding the sword was covered in blood, him and his sword. The blood was still dripping off the sword as it pointed at the cashier. This made the cashier think that he had killed everyone else in the store. “I’ll do anything-”

“Bow down to the blood god.” He said, the man got onto his knees and put his head down. Technoblade only smirked, even if the man couldn’t see it. Technoblade almost started to laugh, but then he put the sword against the neck of the cashier.

“There’s no certain amount of sacrifices needed.” He said, cutting the man’s neck a little deeper so blood could come out. “But this is for my own joy.” He then took his sword off the man’s neck, making the man feel relief but then the sword came back and this time, cutting off his head with one slice.

"I would almost feel nothing if I didn't have him."

The body fell to the ground and blood sprayed everywhere, Technoblade only smirked under his mask.

“The infamous Technoblade has stolen once again, instead doing it at a local Target, stealing approximately 5,000 dollars in cash. Security footage shows that he had killed most people in the store, the only survivor was a kid named Dylan Green, who tells us that he was shopping with his mom when Technoblade had come around the corner.” The lady from the news said, making Zak sigh, Vincent groaned in annoyance, and Darryl rolled his eyes. These three superheros had a deep hatred for people who killed for fun.

“He says that Technoblade looked at him and just passed by, only killing his mom. After a couple of minutes of people screaming and crying, Technoblade came back to Dylan and placed a flower onto his mom, and gave him a pack of chocolates to eat. Reportedly, Technoblade said, ‘Without the city's blue superhero I wouldn't feel remorse. Life sucks ass and I'm here to teach to you it.’ And then went off again.” She said. 

Zak almost spit out his water and looked over to his friends. Vincent just sat there with wide eyes. Darryl scoffed, he was usually a nice and believing person but he gave Technoblade a thumbs down, in his book.

“Is this monster really nice?” Zak looked over to his friends and Darryl gave a disappointing look while Vincent gave the same look that Zak had. Shock. Darryl didn’t want to believe that Technoblade was a nice person, he had killed so many people. Saying that you’re sorry and you regret everything isn’t going to cut it. The damage had already been done, you can’t bring them back.

Darryl hated Technoblade because his mom was murdered by Technoblade, that’s at least what the news said. It was reported that Technoblade happened to be there at a bank robbery and he took all the money himself, killing all witnesses except some children. The police said that Technoblade had killed his mom.

Zak tried to think of every single reason why Technoblade spared children. Was it because they were naive? Was it because they were just so young? Was it because he wanted them to suffer without parents and live with trauma? Zak just couldn’t figure it out.

Vincent on the other hand has seen Technoblade in action, but for some reason spared his life. He was so thankful but he couldn’t help but to feel so guilty. He felt this way because he stood there and watched it happen, he was too shocked to do anything. Technoblade didn’t say anything to Vincent, just letting him run as far as he could. He remembered how he didn’t tell the police. He knew that something was making Technoblade spare people, and it wasn’t just children. But Vincent decided that he shouldn’t tell anyone.