Tower: Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7.
Pilot: Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.
Tower: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?
Pilot: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern. We've already notified our caterers.
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The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book
HumorThese are jokes that I have found either on the Internet or in other books. These jokes are not meant to be offensive so don't be offended! I will put an authors note in if I own any of these jokes! (Authors notes will be in comments by me on the la...
